Samus wins

Zelda realised with horror that she had completely drained her magical powers. What energy she had accumulated had gone with that final Triforce attack. Without her magic, she was no warrior. She could only watch in horror as this battle-hardened, half-naked bounty hunter charged towards her, bodying her forcefully into the ground. Placing one barefoot upon Zelda's winded body, Samus reached down and ripped off Zelda's last shred of clothing covering her crotch, as a last act of **** for destroying her power suit and zero suit respectively.

"The Winner is SAMUS!" An announcer's voiced boomed out. Samus stepped off Zelda in surprise, giving the Princess a chance to stand up quickly and attempt to cover herself in vain. Oh Gods, she was naked in front of this huge crowd of people! This was the most humiliating moment of her life! At least her blonde assailant still had fabric covering her breasts and bottom. Looking every which way, there was no way to cover herself totally!

"As you all know!" the voice continued, "the winner gets to return to their home-world with their clothes in-tact! The loser however..."

Zelda looked up horrified, Wait, what did that mea-

She suddenly found herself in Kakariko Village. She was still naked and people were starting to stare. This couldn't get any worse, could it? Turning around to desperately find a place to hide, she turned to look directly right into the face of a very red-faced Link, who had already seen EVERYTHING.