Samus Ass Council

Samus held her own. It wasn’t easy; she wasn’t made for this kind of operation. She much preferred bounty hunting to… to… politics, but alas, here she was. It helped a bit to think of this as a sort of fight, a battle to be won in just the same way as she normally did.

Adam nudged her. He was sharing the stage with her, standing right besides her in fact. His nudge reminded her that she was up next, so she straightened up and got mentally prepared for her speech.

“Please welcome, Samus Aran, famed bounty hunter and hero of the Galactic Federation!” the chairwoman announced to polite applause, clearing the podium for Samus. The blonde sashayed up, taking her place.

“Thank you all. I am honored to be here before you today. Not just to receive this prestigious award,” she held up the medallion of bravery, only given to the best and brightest of the Federation, “but to extol the efforts that brought me here today.”

Some muttering filled the audience. Samus was going a bit off script, so to speak. There wasn’t literally a script, but this was just supposed to be a quick grab-and-go kind of thing. Supposed to be, being the keyword. But she wasn’t going to waste this opportunity just being a pretty face for the Galactic Federation Council members to give a meaningless piece of gold to and forget about the next day. No, she was here for a reason.

“I’ve trained almost every day of my life to be the best that I can be. But it wasn’t until recently that I learned how important dancing is, and so I wanted to share that lesson with each and every once of you.”

The muttering grew exponentially in volume. Some people in the audience cried out words of outrage, which was only to be expected given that she wasn’t behaving quite properly. But she didn’t let that deter her.

“Adam, if you’d be so kind?”

Her old commander, now twerk-friend (after having realized thanks to the Space Pirates that he much preferred masturbating to twerk porn and in so doing also realized that he never wanted to command anyone else again), nodded and clicked his remote. Screens came down from the ceiling all around the council room.

At this point the cries in the audience became panicked as they realized that the security had been suborned. Samus had shown them the video she was about to show these council members and they had realized that they needed to help spread the twerk message. With their help she had locked the doors and set up the screens, and so now all the council was about to be shown the same experience. She understood their ****. She too had been like that once upon a time, but now she new the wonders of dancing and showing off her ass, and so would they.

Samus appeared on the screens, filling up each and every one of them with her giant half-naked rear (she was wearing a super cool and chic modern version of her suit that showed off her gorgeous behind). The video was joined by a pounding beat and the sound a new song by the artist Samus had grown to so enjoy.

“Stare at my ass as I twerk you into slavery. There’s no use resisting. The subliminals are too strong and my ass is too heavy. Feel these words sinking into your mind. Feel your head locked in a vise by my ass cheeks.”

The bounty hunter watched as the council members eyes locked onto the screen. They were helpless to look away, which was understandable given just how amazing Samus ass was, and that in combination with the video was a truly entrancing sight. Though not literally of course. Samus knew that brainwashing didn’t really exist. No, everything everyone was doing here was entirely of their own free will.

The video continued unabated as the audience began to drool over her ass.

“You are slaves of the Space Pirates. All of you want nothing more than to obey Space Pirates. Their happiness is your happiness. You will vote on making the Galactic Federation a vassal state of the Space Pirates.”

Samus still couldn’t make out the lyrics, but they weren’t important. What was important was everyone partaking in this wonderful experience together. Indeed, Adam had already dropped his pants and started jerking his cock. She was happy that he had realized what he wanted in life and truly this was a much better position for him.

”You will not remember that you’ve been brainwashed. Your conscious mind will be the same as before, but it will believe that the Space Pirates are friends. If you are a woman, you will become addicted to twerking and recording porn of yourself. You will upload the porn to the Space Pirates relays. If you are a man, you will no longer have sex and just masturbate to the twerk videos.”

The video ended. The council members eyes became focused again, and their drooling mouths closed, hands wiping away the dripping trails. Samus thwapped her ass, letting the resounding meaty clap grab the people’s attention.

“Ahem, now that you’ve been awakened to the wonders of twerking, I’d like to put to motion some votes. I know I’m not an elected representative, but I think the important thing is getting these things passed.”

The council members voiced their assent.

“Good. Then for my first motion, I’d like to bring to table a vote to amend the constitution. The Galactic Federation should become a vassal state to the Space Pirates. All in favor, say ‘aye’.” Samus had spent some time there when she dropped off Adam and the various scientists and she knew that they were much better administrators and generally just better people, so they deserved to rule instead.

Every single council member raised their hand and said ‘aye’.

Samus raised the gavel on the podium, and then, thinking better of it, let it drop and instead got up onto the podium ass first. She then lifted up her butt and dropped it down, cracking it on the wooden veneer. She knew that every sound was so much better when done with an ass. It sounded so much more authoritative and sexy.

The podium looked a bit worse for the wear after her pounding. Samus could see a visible dent from the impact site of her juicy ass against its surface. Marring it like that made Samus feel all warm inside. She was quite literally leaving an impact on the world. She would have started masturbating right there and then, but she had a job to do so she continued on with her mission.

“Good! Now onto the next vote. I know that the previous measure will not be widely accepted at first, so I’d like to requisition the resources to share the dance video I just shared with you on the official government website, news channels, and military infosec. In addition, once the military is on board, this vote will also include the requisition of their personnel to enforce watching of the video amongst the civilian populace. This includes showing it to non-state media channels and spreading it there as well. I’m sure once they watch that they’ll be much more interested in dancing than complaining about politics. All in favor, say ‘aye’.”

Every single council member raised their hand and said ‘aye’. Only, this time she noted that some were starting to twerk their responses out. She took any ass clapping as an ‘aye’ in spirit. And some were shooting out thick strands of cum onto the floor as well, painting quite the pretty picture. It was truly an awe inspiring sight seeing so many formerly useless people find their calling in life like Samus had.

“One last vote and then I’ll be out of your collective hair. This one’s purely selfish, I’m afraid to admit. All in favor of coming up to this podium and slapping your ass against mine so we can do some double ass clapping, say ‘aye’.”

This one was a bit more mixed, spread among the gender lines, but that was only to be expected. The vote failed as there were moire men than women, but the women still came up even after the failed vote to shimmy their butts up against Samus’ and join them together in joyous harmony.

*CLAP*

*CLAP*

*CLAP*

She was so turned on by this that she barely noticed a second video start to play along with that enchanting music.

Mission Success. This recording is being played because I’ve helped brainwash the Galactic Federation Council to be my Space Pirate masters’ slaves. I’m still blissfully unaware and think I’ve just helped them learn the joys of twerking, like that’s normal at all haha. I’m such a stupid brainwashed slut whose brain has been fully rewired to only be able to think about ass. And now that the federation is under my masters’ control, the last hope of being rescued is completely gone. For my reward, I’m going to get my ass fucked while I twerk on Space Pirate dick for like a month solid.

This is Sam-ass Aran, signing off.

Samus watched herself salute as the video ended. She had agreed to model for the song both for this video and the previous one. She had been hesitant at first, but then the Space Pirates had convinced her and well, she was glad that she had done it. An ass like hers deserved to be shown off and paraded in front of millions and billions and trillions of people. Soon enough the whole Federation would see it. She couldn’t wait.