Samus Aran in a college dorm

Even weirder was the fact that in front of them on the sofa sat what looked like Samus Aran.

"And that's the reason why I look like this! So, any questions?" she spoke up. It came in a seductive female voice. "O-Oh, Ms. Aran, what do I owe you for gracing us with your presence." Tim said, feigning ignorance. "Oh, I dunno! An extra big present next father's day, maybe?" 'Samus' said, revealing her true identity as Walter.
"If I hadn't seen him change earlier, I would not believe it! But just to make sure, is that really still your dad in there?" Martin asked Tim. "Yeah. He does this kind of thing sometimes..." Tim answered. "Well. If your mother wasn't around, then I'd say you'd have me as a step-dad!" Martin responded jovially.