Samus!

Samus fires a laser from her arm cannon, striking the unsuspecting Princess dead-on. Zelda flew backwards, shocked by this pre-emptive strike. Couldn't they at least talk about it?!

She looked down and realised that her blue tunic had been torn, exposing her midriff before the crowd. This humiliation would not stand! Focussing all her energy, she conjured up a purple flame around her hand, and hurled it at her peculiar assailant!