Sam

You scroll to Sam... the circle loads and showcases statistics for Sam:

Relation: {samRelation}

Dates: {samDates}

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"Let's play!"

{if samRelation > 10}

"I feel a tide coming"

{endif}

{if SamRelation > 40}

"This condom could be you xoxo"

{endif}

{if SamDates > 1}

"Let's twist!"

{endif}