Sakura

Naruto almost had a heart attack! He had expected Hinata to be the one to appear naked. But it was his old teammate, Sakura, sitting cross-legged with a blank stare. Memories of countless times she had punched him for something as silly as looking at her was enough for Naruto. He immediately clamped his hands to eyes to grant her some of the modesty he had stolen form her, but not before getting an eyeful of her bare form. Sakura's chest had barely grown since they were kids, but he now knew her nipples were a shade just below the pink of her hair. He also, after a quick glance down, now knew her hair was naturally pink.

Naruto knew by now that the summoned person would be in a daze, and that speaking to them normally snapped them out of it. He debated whether to snap her out of it or not. Waiting until morning was not an option, either his kids would find her, their Aunt Sakura, dazed and naked in the living room or his wife would find her old friend naked and dazed and figure out Naruto had something to do with it.

Before Naruto could decide how best to handle this, someone upstairs made a loud sound and Sakura straitened up, clearly confused. Quick as a (yellow) flash, Naruto decided he had better...