Safe sex

"Today's topic will be on safe sex." Mrs. Farmer stated as she began her lecture.

"Now we've already discussed std's and unwanted pregnancy. Today we're going to learn how to prevent both of those."

She pulls out a wooden penis and a condom.

"Today the two of you will practice putting a condom on a penis."

Yes we will, you think to yourself.

We have a male and female student here, let's have a live demonstration. You think to Mrs. Farmer.

"We have a male and female student here, let's have a live demonstration." She says as she puts away the wooden cock.