Safe but dirty

Wanda crawled out of the firepit. Her body was caked in grey ash, and her hair was an absolute mess. Wanda shakenly stood up in the ash covered room and looked around.

"Inside," Wanda said plainly, "I'm finally inside."

She smiled a bit. After streaking across suburban Westview she was finally back inside. It may not have been her own house but at least it was a house. And after such a harrowing experience that was enough to make her giddy.

"Ha ha. Yes. Oh thank you god! Yes."

With the biggest smile on her face slowly walked through the living room. She was finally safe. Sure she was still naked but now Wanda was out of the reach of any angry dogs, poolgoers, or kids in the street.

Satisfied with her newfound safety Wanda decided to take a look around. The living room was just as idyllic as it had looked from outside but with a layer of ash covering everything. She felt a little bad about that, but hey it wasn't Sam's anymore. She jogged over to the dining room she had seen before. It too was just as beautiful as it looked. It was twice the size of the Maximoff dinner table. It was likely meant to be used by an extended family.

Guess we wouldn't need something like this at home. Who would we eat with.

Wanda approached the head seat of the table. She didn't need a table like this, but Wanda felt herself desperately wanting to sit at it. She stood behind the ornate wooden chair and grabbing onto it's sides.

"Table for one," She said jokingly as she pulled the chair back. Or at least tried to. For some reason the chair wasn't budging. Wanda pulled harder but still nothing happened. Confused the still naked housewife looked down and noticed the chair's legs were thoroughly taped down to the floor. Looking around she realized all the furniture in the house was taped down in a similar way. Wanda blinked in bewilderment.

"Is this some kinda decorating trend I've yet to hear about?" Wanda quipped. She wasn't certain what this was but she decided to leave the chair alone and move on, and it was as she was backing away from the chair that she noticed the ash handprints she had left behind. It was then that Wanda realized that, maybe, she should do something about the literal coat of ash that was covering her body so Wanda entered the kitchen looking for a way to clean up.

The kitchen was in a room adjacent to both the dining and living rooms. Wanda was once again star struck by the rooms quality. Sam's kitchen looked brand spanking new with sparkling countertops and a freshly painted pantry. It also had a top of the line refrigerator and microwave.

Following her infatuation with the kitchen set, Wanda walked over to the sink. After turning on the warm water and grabbing a hand towel, Wanda began wiping the smudge off her body. She rubbed ash from every crevice of her body cleaning ash out from under her breasts, behind her ears and even between her legs. After going through nearly ten hand towels and cleaning rags, Wanda felt she had gotten most of the ash off. While this by no means made her feel that clean, it at least made her skin visible.

Wanda used a small mirror sitting on the countertop to keep track of how much ash she had gotten. As she observed her bare back Wanda remembered something she had seen on one of her favorite sitcoms.

"Huh check me out," She recited, "I'm in my kitchen. Naked."

She giggled to herself quoting the iconic scene from Friends where Rachael experimented with home nudism. As she snickered Wanda heard an odd *poof* noise from behind her. Turning around she saw in inconspicuous bowl of fruit behind her with a cloud of red mist dissipating around it. She smiled and tiptoed over to it.

"I'm picking up an orange," she said doing so, "I'm naked!"

Wanda laughed aloud this time. This is just what she needed. After such a humiliating day, it was great to have a little fun. Wanda then looked back into the living room and saw some candles and a lighter on a nearby table. Without hesitation she strutted over to the table and picked up the lighter.

"Lighting the candles, naked, and carefully," She said cringing. It really was scary to light candles while completely naked. After the candles were lit Wanda stood up straight, hands on hips, triumphantly. It was strange. Wanda's nakedness had been such a burden on her all day but now it was oddly, liberating. Still she should probably see if Sam left anything she could use to cover herself like a towel or extra clothes. Wanda assumed something like that could be found upstairs, but as she approached the staircase Wanda noticed something in the corner of her eye. Next to the television was a 90s era stereo system. She froze in place as she looked at the stereo thinking back to that episode of Friends once again.

I really shouldn't. I need to get dressed.

Wanda lifted her foot planning on continuing her walk towards the stairs, but found herself pivoting her leg and heading towards the stereo. She lingered in front of it for a second twiddling her thumbs nonchalantly. Finally she gave in and pressed play on the player to see what would happen.

"Love to love you baby!"

"Ahhh!" She shrieked like a high school girl in excitement. Taken in by the song, Wanda started to dance swaying her hip in rhythm to the music. She grabbed a wooden hairbrush and began singing along to the music as she danced though the house letting it all hang out.

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"Love to love you baby, ow." Wanda whispered. After dancing naked through Sam's house for several hours, night had finally fallen. Tired and covered sweat Wanda decided to just go to sleep and look for some clothes the next day. However there was something else she wanted to do first.

"Ahhhh, Sam how could you give up this house!" Wanda moaned in pleasure. She was currently in Sam's master bathroom lounging in a marble clawfoot bathtub. She had prepared herself a bubblebath using formula and bathsalts that had been left behind, and it was incredible. Wanda had never felt so relaxed! All the anxiety she had culminated that day melt away.

After this bath Wanda planned to go to bed. At her residence whenever she and Vision went to bed the episode ended so maybe she would wake up in her house and everything would be back to normal.

"Everything works out in sitcoms," she said, "it always works out." Wanda closed her eyes and started to drift off to sleep.