Sadie Sink

"Still job hunting?"

My roommate, Sadie Sink, was getting ready to head out.

"Yeah," I said. "But three years as a hypnotist isn't what employers are looking for."

She nodded. "It'll get better soon."

"I hope so," I said.

"Don't feel like you're a burden on me," Sadie said. "Because you're not. Really. I'm perfectly fine with you living with me."

"I just feel bad because I haven't paid rent," I said.

"If you really feel bad," Sadie said. "Then why not show me your hypnosis act?"

I agreed, pulled out a pocket watch and put on some white noise, and put Sadie into a trance. I couldn't resist the urge to mess with her while she was in a trance...