SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT - Live-Action 'Pocahontas' Remake starring Olivia Munn! (October 5, 2024)

'Disney is proud to announce that we are currently in production of a live-action remake of our beloved 1995 animated classic, Pocahontas, starring the great Olivia Munn as the empowered & shameless BWC Obsessed native princess herself!'

'The film will be directed by Wes Studi (Dances with Wolves, The Last of the Mohicans) who will also play the role of Chief Powhatan and will feature an all-star white and Native cast including Chris Hemsworth as John Smith, Harry Styles as Thomas, Amber Midthunder as Nakoma, Taylor Lautner as Kocoum, and Benedict Cumberbatch as Governor Ratcliffe. Irene Bedard - the voice of the original Pocahontas - will make a brief cameo as Pocahontas' mother.'

'Because Disney is committed to the cause of social justice and further advancement of diversity, equity and inclusion, the character of Wiggins will be race & gender swapped and played by Lupita Nyong'o. Not only that, but legendary drag icon - RuPaul will play the voice of Grandmother Willow!'

'It's a huge honor to have him involved as we make history as this will be only the second porno in cinematic history to feature a live-action sex scene between a human and a tree. The first being in the immortal 1939 classic, The Wizard of Oz when Judy Garland's Dorothy was gang banged by the talking apple trees!'

'The film will be in Theaters Friday June 13, 2025.'