SCP 34 alson known as r34

SCP 34 or R34 is the physical impediment of lust and sex it came to the foundation apearing in the middle and O5 councle meating and demanding to be contained saying

"I heard you were into some freaky shit and I want in."

Item #: SCP-34

Object Class: safe

Special Containment Procedures: is allowed free rain of any and all scp facility's they are kept in a broom closet that connects to every other broom closet upon request they are to be given a D class if they request a cross test they are to be offered 10 Dclass whale the O5 council diced whether ot not to alow ot

Description: SCP-34 is currently in the form of a human hermaphrodite with a 12 inch penis and DD cup breasts but can change their form at will as well as alter reality in near any way they can imagine as long as it would please them it is unknown how many people and scps have been altered by them and the only choice is to to appease them