S2-ENF-014 - DOUBLE FEATURE

“Ridiculous,” protested Dr. Emilia Lucent, sitting in the middle of the darkened movie theatre. “Scarlett Johansson looks nothing like me.”

“I can see the resemblance,” said Dr. Melissa Cifuentes, sitting next to her. The pair were watching The Facility, a newly released horror comedy about a top secret scientific organisation devoted to the containment of mysterious artifacts, and staffed largely though not exclusively by beautiful women. “But is Melissa Fumero from Brooklyn Nine-Nine really supposed to be me?”

“The two of you are practically identical,” pointed out Dr. Blithe, who was sitting in between the girls, observing the proceedings on screen with great interest. The theater audience roared with laughter as they watched the two gorgeous actresses squeal and tried to hide behind each other, having been suddenly teleported from the safety of the Facility locker room to the bustling chaos of London’s Piccadilly Circus. A slow pan up the body of the squirming girls was enough to prove, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that the actresses’ current condition of full-frontal nudity was totally unsimulated.

“But I didn’t give permission for this,” protested Emilia, as the camera zoomed in on Scarlett Johansson’s naked vagina, ensuring that film-goers around the world would have all the opportunity they needed to scrutinize every last intimate detail. “How do they know all this stuff, anyway? I thought we were top secret!”

“Good question,” shrugged Dr. Blithe, as more Facility personnel appeared around the girls in flashes of blue light. The audience wolf-whistled and cheered as the camera panned slowly over the bare bodies of various popular actresses, including Elle Fanning, Sophia Lillis and Karen Fukuhara, exhibiting every last detail of the gorgeous, nude and very red-faced girls for the entire world to see, as they yelped, shrieked, squirmed and did their best to hide their adorable jiggly nudity from the prying cameras and the laughing London crowds. Of course, presumably, they were only acting.