S2-ENF-013 - WEDGIE

“An alien truck stop,” said Flax Milder, special agent of the FBI.

“I know how it sounds, Milder. But you have to believe me. I really was kidnapped by a blob creature from Alpha Centauri and made to work in a cosmic car wash. The truth is out there.”

“”Do you have any evidence, Scilly? Anything at all to prove this really happened?”

“Well,” said Scilly, sounding a little hesitant, “there is one thing. But I don’t really want to show you what it is.”

“Why not?”

“It’s… uh… in a particular place.”

“Where?”

“See,” said Scilly, blushing fiercely and shifting uncomfortably in her seat in the open-plan FBI office, “the Foundation girls blamed me for the whole unscheduled extraterrestrial adventure, and they thought I deserved to be punished for it. So they made me the host of something called ENF-147. Apparently it’s a sort of cursed symbol that makes everyone in the universe bully the person who has it.”

“Can I see it?”

“No.”

“Why not?”

“...that’s personal.”

“Of course,” said Flax Milder. “I understand completely. Say, could you get me the box of files from the top of that cabinet over there? I want to check something out.” He waited until Scilly was on her tiptoes, reaching for the file, then grabbed hold of her grey suit trousers and yanked them down around her ankles, exposing her peachy round bottom and tight yellow cotton panties to the dozen or so grinning agents who’d gathered around to watch. As she shrieked and tried to cover herself, he seized hold of the waistband of her panties and yanked them up as hard as she could, giving Scilly a vicious wedgie and revealing the small red target-shaped symbol on her deliciously soft and pink left buttock.

“EEK!” howled Scilly, kicking and squealing for all she was worth as Milder hefted her off the ground in front of all the laughing agents. “MILDER, STOP!”

“Hey, everyone! Let’s parade Scilly around the whole office with no pants on for everyone to laugh at! I don’t know why, but this seems completely appropriate for the workplace!”

“NOOOOO!”