S-ENF-016 - NATURE

Item #: S-ENF-016
Object Designation: Nature

"Hey," said one of the hikers, pointing. "What's that coming down the trail?"

"Could be a mountain lion," said the other hiker, studying his guidebook. "I hear they're active all through the hills this time of year. Isn't California beautiful?"

"It is," agreed the first hiker. "But I don't think it's a mountain lion. I think it's girls."

"Girls? But wouldn't girls be wearing clothes?"

"Normally, yes."

Thelma gave the two hikers a sheepish smile as she trotted past them along the trail, wearing nothing but hiking shoes and a backpack. She really wished the national park wasn't quite so busy this time of year. Behind her, in order, came Dr. Melissa Cifuentes, Dr. Penelope Khan, Dr. Emilia Lucent and Security Officer Carol Song, all of them stripped bare except for shoes. Boobies jiggled and bottoms wiggled as they trotted along through the forest.

"Only another four hours to go, girls," said Dr. Blithe, cheerfully, bringing up the rear with a video camera. "My, the weather is lovely today. Do you hear that noise? I think it's a woodpecker!"

The five shamefaced girls blushed and covered their bodies with their hands as they trotted past another group of fascinated hikers, all of them completely at Dr. Blithe's mercy. "Um, doctor," said Penelope, hesitantly, cupping her small brown breasts as her slim lithe body gleamed in the sunlight. "Are you really sure we have to do this?"

"You heard the dryad, Penelope. If you five girls don't attune your souls with nature in the next twenty-four hours, the entire continental United States will be declared a national park, and nobody will be able to do any mining or logging every again! Think about the economic impact!"

"But, doctor," protested Melissa. "Is this really the best way to do it? Couldn't we just meditate in a clearing somewhere?"

"Not enough time, I'm afraid. By my calculations, this is the only way to get your souls attuned before the deadline. But your whole bodies have to be exposed to nature, so no covering up, please. Hands on heads, that's right."

"I hate nature," muttered Emilia, as a whole busload of Japanese tourists giggled and took pictures of her full, bouncing, unfettered breasts and the neat triangle of golden hair between her legs. In fact, all the girls had **** but to allow lots and lots of photographs to be taken of their vaginas and uploaded to various Japanese websites. "Birds are stupid."

"Really?" said Dr. Blithe, smiling. "I think they're great."