S.A.N.T.A. Profile- The Jackson Family

Lando Jackson has long been on retainer directly with the Federal government with his contracts insisting that all of his paychecks be personally signed by The President. Director Franklin himself has enjoyed a close working relationship with Lando since The Spaghetti Monster incident of '06 and has personally described Dr. Jackson saying that "The young man seems to just know how to make anything he puts his mind to, but his mind seems rather focused on leaving the planet. Lando is self-centered by inclination, but the boy does love America. We can count on him to do the right thing most of the time. We can also count on him knowing his own worth and is not inclined towards giving Uncle Sam a discount."
Since then, Lando has been kept on retainer by S.A.N.T.A.'s artifacts analysis department. It does not seem to matter whether it is an enchanted sword from Narnia, a blaster taken off a squidlian shocktrooper, or a pair of boots crafted on the Street of Suffering in the Hell city of Pandemonium, once Dr. Jackson starts his analysis, you can expect a five thousand page report on how it works as well as a few hundred associated patents within a week, which he will insist on retaining the rights to.

Due to his single minded desire to build his starship to explore the galaxy and his seeming total disinterest in politics or business beyond using them to get what he wants, to leave the planet, it has been the policy of the United States government to treat Lando Jackson as a neutral actor with the best policy to leave the man alone.

Recent events has called for a revisiting of this policy. Dr. Jackson's creation of five ultima class supernals and his highly complex and emotionally intimate relationship to them requires policy makers to consider their personalities when assessing how Lando Jackson might potentially direct his resources.

Though all five anomalies share certain traits, each of them being a female with a biological age of nineteen with ultima level strength, speed, durability, flight, eye beams, datapathics, and omniglotics just to name the abilities that we know about. Each of the girls has a unique personality and temperament which may have knock on effects to their power development.

Sydney Jackson: Commander, leader, and spokeswoman for The Super Cyber Squad. Sydney is the most visible member of the group being spotted often on the beach during the days and at bars and clubs around the world by night. Sydney is a highly extroverted person who clearly enjoys the attention of the crowds she naturally gathers to herself. Though she will often show public displays of affection to men and women alike, it is unclear if Sydney engages in intimacy with anyone other than Lando.

Stacy Jackson: Though all five of the anomalies are devoted to Lando, it is Stacy Jackson who is most focused on her Daddy's needs. Stacy strives to be prim and proper with a strong focus for precision and neatness in everything that she does. Stacy Jackson seems to strive to be an ideal home maker and to fulfill the role of Lando's perfect waifu.

Sarah Jackson: The most socially awkward and least outgoing of Lando's little harem, Sarah Jackson seems more interested in machines than in people. Sarah works most closely with her Daddy on his inventions. Sarah's timid demeanor and passive disposition should not be interpreted as weakness. It appears that the thing that Sarah is most afraid of is herself.

Samantha Jackson: A tomboy by disposition. Samantha Jackson is an aggressive adrenaline junkie who enjoys carousing, fighting, full contact sports, cuckolding men by having them watch their wife or girlfriend had a lesbian tryst with a super hero, and racing every vehicle known to man and a few Lando invented just for Samantha.

Sasha Jackson: Embracing a gothic persona and showing the most talent for magic among the group, Sasha enjoys dominating any who oppose her. In a very short time, Sasha Jackson has developed a sizable following as a prominent dominatrix with people paying hundreds of dollars be stepped on by her dark divinity, thousands to lick her toes, even hundreds of thousands to kiss her ass. It is ironic then that among the five anomolies, Sasha appears to be the most submissive towards Lando, fully embracing the role of a devoted pet.