Run

The old dude gives you the creeps,. You've never been catfished before and are feeling a mix of emotions right now, none of which are pleasant. "This is probably how women get **** to sex trafficking rings." you ponder.

Your first priority right now is to get the fuck outta here before something bad happens, you look at the door and thankfully it is still open. As the man gets up from his seat and approaches your feet, you instinctively jerk back. "I'll be back in a minute, you say. I forgot to lock my bicycle." perfect excuse.

You stand up and make a dash for the front door, from there you run towards your bike and scurry away. The man doesn't make any attempt to stop you.

"Crisis averted," you think to yourself as you finally reach your home thankful that you made it back in one piece. "I should be more careful next time."