Run at her and kick!

You run forward and throw out a kick to her gut. Unfortunately, it doesn't work like in the movies. As soon as you throw your leg out, she grabs hold of your shoe and twists it, turning you over and knocking you off balance.

"Wha- hey, OOF!"

She drops you and you hit the pavement belly-first. Wasting no time, Courtney jumps on your lower back and bounces up and down, trapping you beneath her.

"Got you now, nerd!"

She laughs with glee while reaching into your jeans and grabbing a fistful of your tighty whities with one hand.

"You know what time it is...?" she asks.

"No no no, don't!!" you beg.

Courtney yanks her arm up, driving the cotton straight up your ass, causing you to let out a high-pitched yelp as you kick your legs.

"WEDGIE TIME!" She shouts to an adoring crowd.