Run Into Wonder Woman

The heavy metal phallus threatened to slip out of Lois Lane's pussy at any moment. The reporter could feel the weight of it drag at her, and all the kegels in the world couldn't keep it lodged inside much longer. She desperately looked around for a restroom or some area where she could discreetly pull it out...then it was just a matter of getting it back to Blaze and...

And what? Lois frowned to herself. Hope the devil keeps her end of the bargain? I'm not even sure why she wants this damn thing.

She was still thinking along those lines when she ran face-first into a pair of armored breasts.

"Ow!" Lois grabbed at her head and looked at what she had run into.

Tall, as chiseled as a Greek statue of old, with a blue star-spangled skirt or kilt, an armored bustier that did nothing to hide her magnificent breasts, a golden tiara holding back hair so black it seemed to have blue highlights, muscles bulging on those creamy biceps and thighs, but the forearms were protected by bracers and the legs by greaves...all works of ancient art, bronze and steel...

"Lois Lane?" Wonder Woman said, her eyes widening with surprise. "What are you doing here? I just got an alert that someone had stolen an Amazon artifact from the museum."

"Diana," Lois acknowledged. "Funny you should mention that, it's the same reason I'm here." Which was true enough.

The reporter's knees clacked together as she tried desperately to hold the idol in. The Amazon's eyes immediately went to the reporter's crotch.

"Do you need to urinate?" Diana asked.

"Something like that," Lois frowned, and then realized she did actually have to pee. "Actually, I'm glad to have run into you..."

Which is how, with the world's mightiest woman warrior standing guard, Lois Lane found a concealing clump of bushes in a public park and dropped into a squat. She shucked the janitor's overalls and kicked them away, then pulled down her tight club pants...but when she went to remove the idol, she found that she had a little problem.

"Uh, Diana?" Lois said. "I know this is weird but I could, um, use your help back here. Please?"