Run Interference

You decide you don't want Zorro to get any closer to Paige. If you act quickly while there is still a crowd you think you can cause enough of a ruckus to turn off Paige and maybe have her forget this whole hall pass once and for all. You pop into the nearby garage and grab a small bottle of oil. You then sneak back into the party and make your way through the crowd towards Zorro.

You approach so that Paige has her back to you, so that she doesn't see you. The room is dark and noisy and no one notices you pour a little bit of oil on Zorro's shoes. Quick as a flash you return to your spot by the door to see what will happen next.

Zorro leans in to kiss Paige and wraps his hands around her body. She, apparently very enthusiastic about the situation, hops into his arms. He tries to catch her, but slips on the oil. The two of them go tumbling to the ground, knocking a table of beer onto them, causing quite a mess and breaking a lamp. You watch with glee as the host kicks Zorro out of the party.

When you are sure that he is no longer someone you need to worry about you sneak away to bide your time. Paige wanted to meet you upstairs after an hour and you check your watch to see if you should mingle some more or head up there to meet her, pretending like you have no idea what just happened.