Rules for a good housewife

These are some of the rules and obligations for Naruko when she got married:

1 - Hyuuga Naruko's patrimony, consisting mainly of the reward for defeating Pein, the payments for fighting in the Fourth Shinobi War, as well as the secret Uzumaki clan inheritance, are all, from this point foward, transferred to Hyuuga Neji. He owns Naruko and all her property.

2 - Hyuuga Naruko must never leave the village's boundaries. In fact, she may only ever leave the clan compound when chaperoned by a male Hyuuga.

3 - Hyuuga Naruko is, from this point forward, forbidden from ever fighting again, even in self-defense, because - "A wife should only ever bleed or sweat when giving birth to her husband's children."

4 - Hyuuga Naruko must cut relations to all her male acquaintances, including but not restricted to Uchiha Sasuke, Inuzuka Kiba and Hatake Kakashi.

5 - Dress code: Hyuuga Naruko must wear, as appropriate, either a formal kimono, when in public, or else remain naked and wearing an apron, at home. According to Neji, her oversized masculine jumpers are fit only for a "cross-dressing whore, utterly **** for male attention". So, now that she has a husband and no longer needs to "scream in the streets, hungry for cock", all her outfits must bear the Hyuuga crest, the mark of Hyuuga Neji's ownership over her.

6 - Whenever Hyuuga Neji comes back from a mission, Hyuuga Naruko must always have both a luxurious meal and a well-shaved pussy waiting for him. If the combat was particularly intense, she'll thank her husband both for his brave service to the village and also the privilege of massaging his sore muscles.

7 - Hyuuga Naruko must bear, at least, one child per year for the next two decades without fail, or else find another worthy female who will bear fruit from her husband's superior seed.

PS: What other rules do you guys think Naruko should follow? Leave your suggestions in the comment section, please.