Rubber hose physics

Billy was sort of easy, I didn't want a drooling moron, nor did I want the pain in the ass she can be when she has a working brain. So the happy medium was chosen, and I gave a list of measurements to the operator. The strange thing was that she asked me about rubber hose physics.

"What's that mean?" She chuckled slightly at my question. "Well sir, you have the option with Billy for rubber-hose physics, which if you have ever seen the cartoon is a sort of explanation for how the characters can survive the dangerous and life threatening situations they get into." I scratch my chin in thought slightly. "Like how Billy can be turned into chocolate, or remove his nose?"

"Exactly. Now, if you agree to this, your Mandy will also be confirmed for this." An idea hits me. "What about Grim?" Sounds of keys being tapped can be heard. "Grim is a special case, Her form has to be at a certain balance between the original model and one that you can interact with. Don't want you having a walking skeleton in your house, now do we?"

A rather creepy Idea floats by as I shudder slightly. "No. But that raises a question, what WILL she look like?" She chuckles again. "Grim has two forms one is her human form, which is still abit on the pale side, and the other is her reaper form. Her human form still has the rubber hose feature of removeable body parts, so be prepared for a few startling sights."

"Such as?" A few seconds of silence goes by. "Weeell, you COULD walk into a scene of Mandy playing chess with Grim's foot, or Billy being eatinout by Grims disembodied head."

"Um...sir? Did the number I gave you work?" I jump slightly as Mandy calls out from the other room. "Oh, shit! That's her, look I gotta go." The operator chuckles again "That's fine sir, we have your card on file. Oh and be prepared for a surprise when those two get there. And stalk up on asprin!"