Now, what kind of guy are you?

Roy (original concept by "monkey17", proofread by me)

Roy stared at the little magic book in wonder. The 25-year-old man couldn't believe his luck. Who would believe such a treasure was lying right here for just anyone to pick up? He knew what his next rule would be.

New Rule: Only the current owner of The Rulebook can see or interact with it.

“That should cover that.” he thought to himself. “Now, what to change next?”

Old Rule: Humans are immune to all deseases.
Old Rule: Humans don’t physically age past 50.
Old Rule: There are 3 females to every male.
Old Rule: Prostitution is legal.
Old Rule: Porn stars are treated and paid the same as Hollywood celebrities.

“Well, that should help humanity a bit.”

Old Rule: The owner of The Rulebook has a cock 12 inch long and 6-inches in girth.
New Rule: The size of a woman's breasts and ass are her most important sexual features.
New Rule: All females are bisexual.
Old Rule: Vaginal sex is rare between a man and a woman, unless trying for a baby.
Old Rule: A woman finds oral and anal sex twice to three times more sexually stimulating than vaginal sex.
Old Rule: A woman's ass and breasts never sag.

Done, Roy put the pencil down and looked around.