Roxxie Roo

(Originally by Cheese111)

Roxxie Roo hadn't been up to much today. She'd rolled out of bed, took care of Butterscotch and had some leftover taco's for breakfast. She still felt half asleep when someone knocked on her door. Whoever was disturbing her better be ready for the fallout, she was in the market for a new fart cushion. To her surprise she found one of Vivian's more loyal henchmen at the door. The rat handed her a package, a present from the mayor, apparently. The messenger kept talking, but Roxxie had already stopped paying attention. She went back inside, throwing the door shut in the rat's face. Puzzled, she grabbed a knife and opened the package. She was surprised to hear a sudden peep come from it, but her eyes got even bigger when she laid eyes on the tiny weasel carefully packaged inside.

"What the hell? A doll? Th' heck is Vivian sendin me a doll for?" She was overwhelmed with curiosity, reaching in to poke the small thing in its belly. The kangaroo yelped when the weasel slapped the chubby digit away, swearing up a storm.

"Get yer damn mitts of me, bandit! Lemme outta here, I got a boot to shove up Vivian's ass! That damn varmint's got a world of hurt comin her way!" Before the little critter could get up and jump out of the box Roxxie grabbed hold of it.

"Ain't no doubt about it, you're the real Texas. But how in the world did ya get this small? I could fit yer whole body under half a buttcheek." The weasel glared up at her, staring daggers as she got more and more angry.

"None 'o yer damn business! Now unhand me and let me-" The large roo frowned at the shouty weasel, squeezing the air out of her lungs. Just for good measure Roxxie gave the sheriff a few more painful squeezes before lifting the groaning weasel to her face.

"Nobody gets ta mouth off 't me like that and walk away." A cruel smile formed on the bandit's face. A tiny sheriff is something she wouldn't be seeing again for a long time. She wanted to make the most of this opportunity. There was plenty of time later to ask Vivian where she found a way to shrink Texas. With a triumphant grin she walked up to her favorite chair and dumped the weasel in the seat. The sheriff had been here before. Roxxie Roo had gassed her nearly **** flattening her in this very chair. She was lucky her deputies busted in right on time. But today nobody knew she was here. And that horrible butt looming over her is now several times bigger.

Roxxie Roo doesnt offer the sheriff an ounce of mercy and drops her butt down on the shrunken weasel. She snorts with laughter as her massive rear flattens the weasel so thoroughly she couldn't tell whether she'd actually sat down on her or not. But after raising her butt for a second and hearing a defeated groan she had all the confirmation she needed. The bandit sat back down and slowly shuffled back and forth, grinding her enormous rear atop the sheriff. And just when it seemed things couldn't get any worse a loud rumbly fart fills the air with noxious fumes. Texas was already struggling against the overwhelming weight. The heavy roo was a fearsome enemy even at their normal sizes. Right now she was pulverizing her entire body without even trying.

Finally the sheriff receives a small mercy as the vast bottom of Roxxie rises. Chubby fingers reach in and with some difficulty the flattened weasel is peeled free from the colossal roo butt. She can't recall a time where she'd been squashed more thoroughly than just now. Not even Georgia or Vivian's fattest thugs could compare. No time to spare though, as the joyous smirk of the bandit came into view.

"No matter the size, yer always a right delight ta sit on, sheriff. Now, since you're not goin anywhere in a hurry, how about we get you a little more acquainted with the 'ol place. I'm sure Butterscotch would be delighted to get to know your new size better. Or I suppose I could just keep ya to meself. Can't lie, there's lotsa things I wanna try now that yer this puny."