Row, row, row your boat, gently down the boobs

Sylvain was privy to quite the sight. Manuela was motorboating the archpriestess, as Byleth waited her turn before the Empress Edelgard tapped her on the shoulder so she could give Byleth the customary greeting, the well endowed professor's chest jiggling. After a few seconds, the two of them traded places as the older (not saying that to her face) teacher and the empress's much more modest chest shook before breaking up.

Watching Byleth and Rhea was interesting, while Byleth didn't spend much time shaking the Archpriestess's chest, it seemed like Rhea was almost hesitant to leave the new professor's, taking almost half a minute before coming out. Edelgard when next, but seemed to get out almost immediately. It was exceptionally hot, but odd.

Sylvain looked about and watched the others exchanging motorboats, a veritable sea of quivering bosoms. Sitting down, he saw Dorothea and Ingrid going at it. both spent a good amount of time, Dorothea's going a bit longer on the Blue lion's peg night's chest. Annette and Mercedes were doing likewise next to them, and across the isle he spotted Lysithea, going very quickly out of each other girl's chest.

"Man, how long until we can eat?" A deep voice from behind him said. Looking behind him, and then up, to spy Raphael, the muscled Golden deer student. "Well, there are a lot of women, so this ritual will take a while, with each girl have to exchange pleasantries mean each pairing of girls has to go twice... Wake when they finish." Linhart said, heading down to sit and nap, leaving Raphael and his fellow Eagle student Caspar to grumble.

Sylvain looked back into the throng of vibrating breasts. Maybe they had a point, but he could fix that later. He spied Catherine and Shamir wander in. Catherine finished Shamir, in a standard time, but the archer had to remind the knight to remove her metal breastplate so that their greetings could be possible. Her tan breasts were lovely to see, regardless.

As the minutes rolled by, he noticed an interesting trend. It seemed how long each girl was in the other's chest seemed to be related to how well they got along. Dorothea and Ingrid had always been close, and Rhea giving Byleth special treatment might be something - her motorboating through Byleth's cleavage sea had still been the longest so far. By contrast, Lysithea was a very no nonsense girl committed to her studies, and spent almost no time in any chest. And Edelgard was shorter than average with most (especially Rhea) but spent a good amount of time in Byleth's and her fellow Eagle's . Catherine had spent a decent amount of time with Rhea, and latecomer Flayn had spent a good amount of time there too - the archbishop bending down for her had been pretty hot. He also Mercedes spent a very high average time in every girl's pair, but was maybe a second or two short of Rhea's time in Byleth's chest. Guess she's just naturally friendly. (Author's note: Sylvain's current density, a brick)

It seemed to be settling down - a good number of girls had finished completely, and Catherine was putting back on her breastplate - when It happened. Two girls walked in, Petra and Bernadetta, the latter still struggling under the foreigner's grip. "My sorriness for the delay. Bernadetta was resistant to leaving her room for the mealtime."

"Awww, can't I just eat in my room!?" The academy's resident shut in whined.

"The ritual of breast quaking must be completed, and it's not good for you to shut yourself away all the time." Petra responded, Edelgard and Dorothea approached first. "Petra's right, Bernie. now come along, we're all friends here." The songstress said as she put the little archer between her breasts, Edelgard going into Petra's. the other ladies sighed and gathered around them.

Sylvain was really seeing the problem with no one eating til everyone had finished - as hot as it was, his stomach was grumbling right alongside Caspar's and Raphael's. It would be almost 5 minutes before they finished.

"okay, even before getting food, I'm editing that one now." Sylvain stayed behind as everyone else lined up to get food, opening the book to revise that last rule.

It is common practice for the females at Garreg Mach, including the professors and archbishop, to greet each other at mealtimes by motorboating each other. They will at least swallow their food and wipe their faces before engaging in this.

There, now he could enjoy a meal while he watched them. Though, he pondered as he got up to get his meal, he might want to require the Faculty to eat here, Rhea, Catherine and Byleth had been especially fun to watch... but that was a thing for Future (and full) Sylvain to deal with.