Round two FUCK!

All right, hopefully the next encounter would be less annoying. ROB himself had not been that bad, but the constant sex was just aggravating, and you hadn’t wanted to comment about it, the second you had looked at the presented options. Poor bastard had probably wanted as many points as possible when he started and literally couldn’t go without sex all the time. You shuddered. And then nearly jumped out of your skin as someone runs sharp nails gently down your back. You whipped around and then came to a jarring halt. “Well, I definitely approve the salute.”

A goddess, that was the only explanation for the sexy, dusky, cat woman before you. A silver haired depiction of the goddess Bastet from a hentai or Porn. You missed most of what she said after she called herself ROB Random Omnipotent Bitch and flicked a screen at you telling you all about your options. And seeming not to notice that your total number of available options had doubled.

Most of your brain was desperately trying to figure out how to get under her loin cloth and spent a few eons there. You scanned through the options and marked the ones that looked like they would help the most.

Special Delivery. Free stuff on demand was handy and may be helpful in other ways if you planed correctly.

Sexually Cured Diseases. Literally able to fuck people to good health what’s not to like.

Jumbo Jugs. Ya who didn’t like the idea of being able to tailor looks to just right and what woman would turn down the removal of back pain and sagging. The free magic pitchers were a nice plus

Rose Colored Glasses. Take so much of the guesswork out of the equation and the rose tented tack glasses felt perfect.

Twinning. Probably never use that one but you never know

Muff(le) Diving. Honestly the sound suppression was just a bonus on that one.

Ass Big Ass Necessary. Ass above so below got to balance those monster jugs you were going to bestow. Aaannd the puns had already started.

Wibbly Wobbly, Sexy Wexy. With the harem you wanted to build this was going to be critical for you to be able to get anything other than your women done in a 24hr period.

Virgin Killer. Oh yes please being able to make the first time enjoyable and fulfilling guaranteed would make things much easier.

Gymnastics. Now you just had to get a copy of the India sex manual and see how many possible combinations you could replicate

Clean holes. This could literally be a lifesaver. A surprising number of notable figures in history died from preventable infections.

Fuck the goddess. …. Ok… think this through there are literally libraries of stories on why this is a bad idea. From the Ancient Greeks to modern manga there was no end of examples of how this would end up biting you in the ass. You glanced over at the goddess as she stretched out on something that looked like a cross between an animal bed and an oversized pillow. Dam you for a horny idiot but you erection was not relenting and you could always blame poor decisions on a lack of blood. You hit accept.

The goddess ROB (the two of you were going to have to come up with a better name for her) jerked up in surprise. “Me? You chose me? I was told that could happen but that it was extremely rare you only have six choices and usually they run out before they get to that one, and it’s my first time and, and…” She basically devolves into a simmering mess with a blush from her nipples to her ears. Cuteness and sexy overload. Virgin Killer better work as advertised because you had no idea how much self control you had left.