Round One

This chapter first started on 1-21-23

Actual published date is 9-4-2023.

Again, using the dice and borrowing from another game or fifty, it is decided who picks first. Amber rolls highest again. She is sitting across from you and Bobby is to her right. Karen is snuggled up to you on your left side. Amber's first draw out of the hat is a three of Spades. The top Dare sheet is from Bobby and it says "Get Naked!"

"Really Bobby!", She exclaims and she starts to get undressed.

You draw a Jack of Clubs and have to take a Dare. It is from Amber and it is do the roll of one die drinks (her and Karen have been drinking wine most of the night, for you and Bobby that would be beers). You roll a two.

Karen picks the Queen of Hearts and gets a Truth written by Bobby. It is Marry, ****, Eat (part of another game). She says that's not the game. The game is Marry, Screw, Kill. She has two new rules for next time this game is played. The first new rule is to not have drunk people writing the questions. The second rule is repeat questions that person is unable to do, like if someone else put a strip your clothes or take off an article of clothes and Amber draws it, the repeat sheet should be reshuffled or go to the bottom of the pile and the player draws the next card. Since the drunks not writing a question rule was added mid game and after she picked it from the pile, she will answer the question as written. Marry Kevin, **** Bobby, and Eat Amber. She gives you a kiss on the cheek and snuggles even closer to you.

Bobby draws a Queen of Diamonds and has to take a Truth. It is from Karen. It reads you have 5 minutes to write a true love poem to your partner here tonight. Bobby groans as he's kind of stupid that way and says it's more like a Dare. Karen explains that it's hard to write three Truths and that she was hoping to get that one herself. She also says it's kind of her game, her rules, her boyfriend is bigger than him, and start writing. Bobby writes:

Amber

I like your breasts.

They are the best!

I like your Kitty.

It is so pretty!

Nice and cleanly shaved.

Yet well behaved!

Makes my dick happy.

So I don't have to go slappy!

"Really Bobby!!", Amber yells at him again.

"Well everyone can see it's bald!" Bobby points out.

Amber kind of shrugs at him disgusted. End of round one of five.

Author's note: I did my best to write the poem in 5 minutes but it was probably more like ten (I didn't actually time myself). I would never submit that for real. The iambic pentameter is all screwed up. I hope everyone reading this gets the humor of that last part.