Round 1 Transformation Voting

“Hang on, hang on. Let these women go immediately!”, Dave exclaimed. “I fucking arrest sex offenders! I'm not about to become one, even if Hillary is a lying, conniving bitch who gives slimeball ambulance chasers a bad name!” At the sound of her name, Hillary looked up and opened her mouth to retort, but stopped as Louise put a calming hand on her arm. Dave continued, pointing his finger at Sage. “I'm not fucking doing this. I don't care if you have fucking magic or whatever. This is fucking wrong! Why on earth would you think I would EVER want something like this?”

Sage blinked in surprise. “Say what? What do you mean you don't want this? You filled out the Master application! It's a little late to back out now.”

“I did WHAT?”, Dave yelled.

“You. Filled. Out. The. Master. Application.”, Sage retorted.

“No I fucking didn't, you crazy bitch!”, Dave yelled back.

Sage held up a finger, forestalling any further comments from Dave. “Get me Rudy!”, Sage screamed towards the sky.

Sage cocked her head to the side and put her finger to her ear and appeared as if she was listening.

“Yes. Our Master is saying he didn't do an application”

“Obviously.”

“Get the application.”

“Yes! I'm serious! “

“Yes, right now!”

“You have it?”

“OK. Whose name is on the application?”

“ By the hairy nutsack, I know MY name is on it because I signed it! Whose name is in the APPLICANT portion?”

“David Brewer?”

“Address?”

“Yeah, that's right.”

“Which Earth?”

“...”

“I'm gonna need you to repeat that.”

“NO! That wasn't rhetorical!”

“Earth 3567?”

“Would you like to guess where we just plucked our Master and his Harem from?”

“I swear if you don't answer my question, that's EXACTLY what I'm going to do to you!”

“No! We did NOT transport them from Earth 3567! YOU pulled them from Earth 3657!”

“Yes I'm fucking sure!”

“No I can't send them back! You know the Producers put us on a very tight budget. There was a significant cost in magic to snatch them here. If I send them back AND grab a whole new group, this show will have about two weeks of magic!”

“NO! I don't think it could be a ratings hit if we eliminate most of what our audience is here to see! That'd be like having a baking show and only filming inside the oven!”

“So help me if I even get a whisper that you're going to try and pitch a baking show set in an oven I will make sure you're the first fucking thing I shove into an oven!”

“YES THE OVEN WOULD BE ON!”

“...”

“From now on you will triple check EVERY detail before you so much as blow your nose. Do you understand?”

“It'll be fine. For the first time since we started rolling, we apparently got lucky. In this particular reality, our Master and his Harem all have had a similar enough time line that it'll work out. Probably.”

“We'll yeah. In an infinite number of realities, there's gotta be some similarities.”

“We can discuss multiverse stuff later.”

“OK.”

“Uncle Verne, I've got to go.”

“You too. Bye.”

Sage turned back to Dave and the assembled women. “Well. This is a touch awkward, but it appears we have the wrong people. Technically, you're the right people, but from the wrong reality. So, no harm, no foul. The show must go on!”

“No harm?!? No foul??!?, Dave yelled. Go zap us away and get that other piece of shit version of me! Better yet, put us back and go fuck yourselves!”

Sage's smile took on a predatory gleam. “Now Dave… I clearly haven't explained this to you Well enough, and I will take responsibility for that. I will be rectifying that oversight immediately. If you care at all about ANY of these women, you will participate in this show. And just so we're clear, by participate, I mean you will fuck, grope, ogle, spank, tie up, and anything else your lust tells you to do. ‘But Sage!’, you will exclaim, ‘I don't want to do that to them. I respect them or whatever.’ “ Sage rolled her eyes as she said this. “Well here's the deal, Dave. These challenges ARE happening. Points WILL be awarded. And, in future challenges, they might even be taken away. If, after a challenge, any contestant is in the negative with her VP, she will get an automatic punishment exit transformation. And it WILL be harsh. The ONLY way you can help these future members of your harem is to fuck, suck, grope, spank, etc each and every one of them to help them get those sweet, sweet VPs. And let's not kid ourselves. You know you've had a sexually explicit thought about each of these ladies at one point or another.”

“N–” Dave opened his mouth to deny Sage's claim, but she interrupted him.

“Have you forgotten the whole, ‘I have magic’ thing? Do you WANT me to magic your mouth into spilling all your various perverted fantasies about them? No? I thought not.”

Dave looked extremely uncomfortable and was unable to make eye contact with any of the contestants. “Don't beat yourself up, champ”, Sage advised him. “Everyone has a little freak in them. Now YOU get to act on yours!”

“But I only want to do that with a willing partner!”, Dave cried.

“Trust me, kid. They'll be willing all right. I can promise you that. And with that, I believe we're going live in just a sec and we will present our initial transformations for vote!”

Sage closed her eyes and took a deep breath. When she opened them, she turned and began speaking as if she were addressing a camera, even though Dave and the women couldn't see anything.

“Welcome back! Now that most of the tedious introduction stuff has been covered, it's time for our… FIRST! ROUND! OF! TRANSFORMATIONS!” From all around them, Dave heard what sounded like enthusiastic studio applause. Sage snapped her fingers and pointed at Louise. Suddenly, the ambient light dimmed and a spotlight shone down on a startled Louise. “We'll start with you, dear”, Sage said. “The very recently divorced ex-wife of our Master. Having second thoughts? Wish you hadn't gone along with your unethical lawyer friend? Wish you were somewhere else? Well, the good news is that the response to all three of those questions is the same! It doesn't matter!” Sage laughed uproariously as studio audience laughter was again piped in. Let's see what the team came up with!

1) Let Me Help You With That - Louise feels guilty about how she handled her divorce with Dave. Now she will get a sexual thrill from facilitating or observing Dave hooking up with other women (Group Sex)

2)Princess to Pauper - Louise was stingy with blowjobs while married but demanded cunnilingus regularly. While her distaste of blowjobs won't change on its own, she will experience a strong orgasm by giving an oral sex orgasm to someone else. This effect is stronger if that other person is Dave. (Cumslut)

3)Tell Me Something Good - Louise was extremely **** to discuss hers and Dave's sex life, sexual fantasies, etc. despite being a very sexual person. She will now experience compulsions to express her sexual fantasies or other sexual thoughts. While she can resist this urge, the longer she goes before giving in, the more graphic and detailed her eventual sharing will be (Dirty Talk)

“Huh”. Sage chewed on her lip before remembering that she was live. “So! Those are… something all right! I could have sworn that I told our production staff that I wanted a cohesive theme… Regardless, let's hear what our contestant thinks! Louise! Any of these jump out at you?”

Louise opened her mouth but no sound came out. She swallowed and tried again. “How -? Dave ? What? Are you serious?” Sage smiled back. “I'm as serious as can be, sweet cheeks. You can give us your thoughts, or I can give us your thoughts. Your call.”

Louise's blush deepened. “I guess the dirty talk one? I don't have to DO anything to or with anyone, with that one, right?” Sage's smile widened. “Not with that attitude you don't. At least, not yet.” And with a wink, she snapped her fingers and pointed at Grace. The spotlight briefly illuminated Jane before focusing on Hillary. Sage **** a smile. “Grace is up next!” The light jumped to Grace.

1l)Lock em up! - As a prosecutor, Grace is no stranger to seeing people in handcuffs and leg irons. Now Grace will find herself increasingly aroused at the thought of bondage, with the effect being stronger if she pictures herself as the one being bound. (Bondage)

2)And Throw Away the Key! - Grace was no stranger to using all of her assets to get her way, both in and out of the courtroom. She was also a world-class tease, hinting at things, but never making direct promises. Grace will find herself in a chastity belt and experience a constant, low level of stimulation. However, It will never be enough to make her orgasm. Dave may release her from the belt for a period of time, but must select another contestant to experience the arousal and belt while it is off of Grace. While wearing the belt, Grace will find some relief from giving orgasms to others. This effect is increased if it is Dave that has the orgasm. (Chastity)

3)Read the Fine Print - even though Grace only practices criminal law, she still remembers her days as a law student working for a big civil firm. In contract law, for a contract to be legally binding, there must be an offer, an acceptance, and some kind of consideration, or thing of value exchanged. From now on, any contestant will instinctively know what the "cost" would be, be it VP, BP, sexual favors, or almost any other act, for any action and may propose a contract to Grace, that she will be unable to reject her acceptance of. This contract is binding and may not be rescinded by either party or by Dave. (Lawyer)

“Well, at least these are somewhat more coherent”, Sage said. “So tell me, counsel, anything tickle your fancy?”

“You're going to make me say something, right?”, Grace asked.

“You bet your sweet tits I am!”, Sage responded.

“Bondage!”, Grace shouted.

Sage looked expectantly at Grace. “And why?”

“Not the terms if our bargain, lady”, Grace retorted. This was starting to feel like familiar ground. “You said I only had to answer which one. You said nothing a out any explanation.”

Sage's mouth snapped shut. She raised her finger and opened her mouth to reply. Then shut her mouth. And opened it as if a new thought had occurred to her, but then shut it again. Sage frowned. “Alright, Grace. I'll let you have this one. Moving on, we have Jane!” Mercifully, the spotlight illuminated the correct person this time.

1)Deep Cover - Jane has been undercover in vice for years. She will find the line between her undercover persona and her real life blurring, occasionally offering sex acts for BP, VP, or other services. She will be unable to refuse any sex act for payment she is propositioned with. (Prostitute)

2)One of the Guys - in a mostly male profession, Jane has worked hard to be seen as and accepted as a working cop, just like the other guys. This desire to fit in will be amplified, as she will now be bisexual, will start to adopt Dave's sexual preferences/kinks, and won't be bothered to be nude or partially nude around Dave, as she sees herself as one of the guys. (Tomboy)

3)One of the Girls - In a mostly male-dominated profession, Jane has had to suppress a lot of her femininity in order to be taken seriously. That will now change. She will find herself acting increasingly girly in mannerisms and preferences, with an ever-increasing desire to be Dave's ideal woman. (Housewife)

“Fuck me, not the hooker one”, Jane moaned. “So, wing-woman for our Master or his version of Housewife perfection?”, Sage asked. “Maybe Housewife? I really don't want you assholes messing with my head”, Jane snapped. Sage threw back her head and laughed. “Oh honey. The last thing you want to do is tell our voters what to do! Let's see how that plays out. Up next, the devious and morally suspect Hillary! “

1) Art Imitates Life - Hillary is a high-powered lawyer. She has forged a reputation of being a strong, independent woman that doesn’t need a man. Perhaps this attitude contributed to her own divorce? Part of what attracted her ex-husband to her was her Japanese ancestry. Hillary will gradually adopt more"traditional" Japanese female mannerisms and customs, becoming more submissive and docile towards her Master. (Tradwife)

2) Pain in the Ass: Hillary has been vocal to Dave's chief about how awful Dave is, helping to prevent Dave's promotion to sergeant. She's also been extremely vocal in the past about how anal is something she would NEVER demean herself to do, because she views it as an act only a weak, submissive woman would allow.. Hillary's digestive system will become perfectly efficient, meaning she will perpetually have a clean and empty digestive tract. Additionally, her clit will be relocated to just inside her anus, and her colon will produce the exact same lube that her pussy does. She'll still be theoretically be able to orgasm from vaginal sex, but will find it much easier to cum from anal sex or anal play. If Dave has anal sex withbher, the orgasm(s) will be better than anything she'd ever experienced from conventional sex or oral sex. (Anal Only)

3)The Shoe is on the Other Foot – Hillary is no stranger to using or threatening to use incriminating or scandalous information in order to get her way. From now on, Hillary will believe that anyone who has more VP than her has **** material on her and is willing to use it, making her much more amenable to complying with their wishes. Hillary will be unaware of this transformation and will refuse to believe any arguments or evidence to the contrary. (****)

Before Sage could ask Hillary a question, Hillary whirled and stuck an accusatory finger in Dave's face. “You sick motherfucker! I always knew you were staring at my ass, but I swear by God and sunny Jesus, anything that you try to touch my ass with will be amputated, stomped on, and burned, in no particular order.”

Dave raised his hands in a conciliatory gesture but before he could get a word out, Hillary abruptly snapped her mouth shut, did an about face, and woodenly marched back to where she had been standing.

For the first time, Sage raised her voice in anger towards the contestants. “You've been warned! I TOLD you that **** towards the Master wouldn't be tolerated. Hell, look at those puppies sitting on your chest! I would have thought a hotshot lawyer like you would be able to learn one simple lesson. It appears that not for the first time today that I was wrong.” Sage put a finger to her chin and adopted a thoughtful expression. “Maybe a more constant reminder will help you keep that sharp tongue in check.”

When You Can See the Tits for Free! - Hillary may no longer cover her breasts. Ever. Additionally, while she may receive looks and/or comments, she will neve actually get in trouble for violating any public nudity laws. Additionally, just to make sure that her breasts don't go unnoticed, Hillary will receive a permanent nipple ring in each nipple. (Punishment)

All eyes turned to Hillary as with a snap of Sage's fingers, a shiny gold ring appeared in each nipple.

“Fuck!”, Hillary exclaimed, grabbing her freshly-adorned breasts. She glared at Sage but managed to keep her mouth shut with noticeable effort. “What's that?”, Sage asked. “Any more objections, counselor? Am I badgering the witness?” Sage chuckled at her own joke and was unsurprised to find that she was the only one laughing. “I'm sure you'll be happy with any of these options.” Inwardly, Sage tried to control her rising anxiety. Unlike other seasons, EVERYTHING on this show was limited. Production crew, accommodations, challenge parameters, tolerance for fuckups, and the big one, magic. She had been assured that the challenge and initial transformations would always have the backing of the Producers. But her discretionary magic, like that used to put Hillary in her place (Twice! Did I overreact? Oh well. Too late now), was definitely finite in quantity. I just have to make sure this season gets the ratings, and things will go back to how they used to be. Magic for days! Competent staff! Sage paused her daydream. At least I'll have my magic back. “Moving on, we have our penultimate contestant. The second-most prolific criminal here, but she doesn't have a law degree! Zing!” Again, the canned studio laughter was piped in. Angela, let's see what's in store for you!

1) Mistaken Identity - Angela has an identical twin sister, except that her sister is about as square as they come, with no ink, only one hole in each ear for earrings, and her natural hair color. This hasn't stopped Angela from attempting to pose as her sister when dealing with law enforcement, as her driver’s license picture doesn't show much in the way of her body mods or tattoos. This will summon Angela's twin Bethany to the show. As has been the norm on other seasons, they will share a collective score for actions that earn VP, BP, and in challenges. Additionally, Bethany will receive an equal number of tattoos and piercings, but not necessarily identical body mods and art.(Twin)

2) Sexxxtreme - Angela has numerous piercings, including her nipples, clit, and labia. The longer she goes without an orgasm induced by someone else, the more these piercings will begin to stimulate her, eventually bringing her to the edge (but not over the edge) of orgasm. If the orgasm is caused by Dave, the build-up period between orgasms is slower. She will not be able to cause an orgasm to herself. (Body mods)

3)I Can't Define it, but I Know it When I See It - Angela has numerous tattoos, including a full sleeve and a half sleeve. The longer she goes without giving someone else an orgasm, the more graphic and **** the tattoos on her body will become. Additionally she will find it harder to cum unless her partner(s) perform what lewd acts her tattoos display. (Body Art)

“I know I'm a fuckup, but leave my sister put of this nightmare, please.” Angela looked towards where she thought the invisible camera Sage had been speaking to. Sage coughed and pointed to a spot about 10 feet to the right of where Angela was looking. Undeterred, Angela looked down before squaring her shoulders and facing the camera. I don't care. Either two or three. Just leave my sister alone. She's actually done something with herself. Sage mimed wiping a tear from her eye. “Wow! That is just touching! I'm sure our audience will respect your wishes. Or maybe they won't! Maybe I'm trying to influence the votes, or maybe I'm not. It's a riddle wrapped in an enigma covered in misdirection!” With a flourish, Sage directed attention to the final contestant. “And finally, we have sweet Suzanne! The most innocent little flower in this here garden. Before we discuss what's in store for you, let's take a moment and check in with Suzy and see how she's doing.”

If possible, Suzanne's normally pale completion paled even further. Mustering her courage, she managed to speak in a firm, if soft voice. “When my dad finds out what you've done, there will be no place on earth you can hide.” Sage began applauding. “I gotta give it to you, sister. That's a hell of a lot more backbone than I expected. Just a couple of points I'd like to address. First, your dad will never ‘find out’ what I've done to you. Again, thanks to magic, when you leave here, everyone will accept whatever transformations you've gotten as just the way it's always been with you. Take Tits McGee over here.” Sage pointed at Hillary. “There's a whole courthouse of lawyers who just yesterday would have sold their mothers for a cup of coffee just to get a look at Miss “I've got dirt on everybody” Hillary. When I send you all back, you won't find a soul who wouldn't swear that of course they've seen Hillary's tits before. They might even offer a reason as to why she always has the girls out. But the point is, they'll accept it like it's always been that way. Which brings me to my second point. Again, thanks to magic -”, Sage stopped speaking and glared behind her.

“Steve! Quit fucking with my dialogue!” Sage held a finger to her ear in a now-familiar pose.

“Yes! I'm serious! “

“What do you mean, ‘what do I mean’?”

“I mean quit fucking with my dialogue!”

“I'm talking about the way you keep adding those reverb and mystic hippie chakras and crystals bullshit to certain words I say!”

“Yes! Magic!”

“Fuck! You just did it again!”

“No, I don't need to make sure they ‘understand who they're dealing with’! They, unlike you and most of my staff, have thus far demonstrated competence that is orders of magnitude greater than what you have managed thus far.”

“Yes! Even Hillary.”

“That's all I wanted to hear in the first place. Thanks, Dad. Talk with you next break.”

“...”

“Now, where was i? Ah yes.” Sage looked carefully around before resuming. “Magic. Weeks will pass here, but as far as anyone back on your version of Earth will know, these events will have been instantaneous. Now that that's out of the way, let's see what's in store for you!” Sage rubbed her hands together as the choices were displayed.

1)You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet - all her life,

Suzanne has been a good girl, taking her father's profession as an example on how to act, and seeing first-hand how crime affects the community. She will undergo a personality swap and exchange her goody two shoes mentality for a more hedonistic one. (Rebel)

2)Princess of the Night - Suzanne is tall, pale, and has raven black hair. One would think she had the makings of a perfect goth. We here at Harem Hotel agree! With this transformation, she will receive a goth makeover and her former wardrobe of brightly colored clothes will change into brightly colored lingerie. For outerwear, she will have a multitude of outfit choices, from ripped jeans and leather, to miniskirts and combat boots. The only catch is it'll always be black. Should she elect to get any body art, that may contain color. (Goth)

3)Teach me, Senpai - Suzanne has nursed a crush on Dave for years as she has grown up. She will find herself increasingly infatuated with him, especially his kinks, choi e of women, and preferred sex acts. She won't have her sexuality (straight) changed as a result of this transformation, but she may eventually become bisexual on her own as she follows her Master's lead more and more. (Mentor)

Sage looked expectantly at Suzanne. “Well?”

“I guess the goth one? Like, it's not going to mess with my brain, right? I like who I am. I don't want to have my brain messed with!” By the end of her speech, Suzanne was nearly in tears. “Oh sweetie”, Sage replied, in an almost-convincing motherly tone of voice. I promise you that when you leave here, you won't recognize the old you!”

Sage paused. “I meant to say, you'll LOVE the new you!” Sage looked at Suzanne expectantly. Suzanne simply stared back, either too afraid or too numb to form any retort.

Sage turned back to where the invisible camera apparently was. “So there you go, folks! Voting Is now open! We're aware that this may be a little… ‘cough unconventional, but we're gonna do our best to deliver a show like none other! Voting will be open for about a week. Ta ta for now!”

As the scene faded to black, Sage could be heard. “What do you mean there was a glitch loading the hotel??? You better have that fixed fucking yesterday or so help me …” and with that the audio feed was cut.

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A/N: I desperately hope you've enjoyed (or at least not hated) my attempt at writing a branch. My plan going forward is to hopefully do 2-3 chapters a week, but we'll see. Thanks to the authors of the various other branches for jumping right in with suggestions and answering my questions. Wrynn, Sho, and Exarch, I especially appreciate the notes and advice. Vote here: