Roger, IT guy - Reality warped while he was out

I was a little nervous coming back to the office after so long. I’d been told there was some pretty major restructuring during my vacation.

I met my coworker Camila in the front lobby. “Hey Roger! Looks like you got some sun, huh?” She giggled as I blushed. I suppose spending a week on the beach gave me a pretty noticeable tan.

“Yeah. Was nice. Ready to get back to it though.” I tried to project more confidence than I felt.

Camila smiled at me warmly. “Great! I’ll show you around the new stuff.” My eyes were drawn to her cute bare ass as she led me to the elevator.

Dammit, Roger! I chided myself. Just cause the new uniform requires us all to be bottomless doesn’t mean it’s ok to stare at your crush’s butt!

I willed myself not to get an erection as Camila hit the button for the fourth floor.

I waited. The elevator wasn’t moving for some reason.

“Ahem.” Camila called from the corner of the tiny space. I turned to see her kneeling, mouth wide open.

Right! How could I forget already? It was the first thing she told me about. To save on electricity costs, the elevator is blowjob powered now.

I thrust my crotch towards Camila’s face. She quickly licked my cock to an erection before taking the entire length into her mouth. I couldn’t help but notice how beautiful her eyes were as she looked up at me while bobbing her head on my shaft.

Damnit, keep your head in the game! I’m here to get work done, not to admire my coworker!

Her head left my dick with an audible *pop* as the elevator dinged. “Gahh… we’re here!” Camila stood and strolled out of the elevator. I followed behind, my erection glistening with her saliva.

We arrived at the familiar floor used by Wilkinson's Real Estate. A woman I recognized as Judy sat in a plain wooden chair just outside the elevator, looking bored. She’s in sales. What’s she doing here?

Camila noticed my confusion and stepped forward. “Oh, when the CEO visited a few days ago he decided we needed to tighten up security! So Judy here acts as our identity verification now!”

Camila helpfully demonstrated how the new system works by walking up to Judy. Judy, in turn, leaned over to lick Camila’s pussy. Camila shuddered slightly.

Judy smacked her lips. “Yep, you’re Camila. Go ahead.”

As I walked up and presented my still-erect cock, Camila interjected. “Oh, you’re probably not in her system. Gotta register you as a valid employee.” She turned to Judy. “Judy, could you take a new employee profile?”

Judy sighed. “Sure.” She stood up, turned around, and thrust her butt in my direction. “Please cum in me to register a new profile.”

I nodded. Seems like sort of a hassle, but setting up security stuff always is. I thrust my cock, still dripping with Camila’s spit, into her waiting pussy.

Judy braced herself against her chair as I thrust. I was trying to be considerate of her by cumming as fast as possible. Camila waited patiently to the side.

The elevator dinged. I heard a voice. “Aw, come on! Who isn’t registered by now? I’ve got a meeting to get to!”

Judy grunted. “Sir, my mouth is still available. If you’d simply walk around to my front I can get you verified right away.”

The man I didn’t recognize looked slightly embarrassed as he approached Judy’s mouth. Judy gave one long lick of his erect cock, then nodded. “Smith. Nice to see you. Get onto that meeting.”

I came soon after, filling Judy’s pussy with my seed. She pulled off my softening cock and sat back down in her chair. “Alright. And you’re Roger Owens, correct?” She used a finger to scoop some of my cum to her mouth. “Got your taste down. You’re good to go.”

I smiled. Honestly, not the most tedious registration process I’ve had to go through.

I walked with Camila to our little IT corner as she pointed out a number of other bits and bobs that had been changed. “We finally fixed that flickering light in the bathroom, we’ve got a new cum dispenser in the break room, Carly’s working as a cockwarmer now…” to be honest it was all a little overwhelming. I decided I’d just deal with the new stuff when it came up.

“And here we are!” We arrived at our IT station. My cubicle looked the same as ever, while Camila had apparently redecorated somewhat. She had a few new posters on the walls, mostly inspirational stuff like “Good sluts are always dripping wet”, “Get through the day to get your hole stuffed”, that sort of thing. It was kinda cute, honestly.

I shook my head. Stop thinking she’s cute! You’re coworkers!

“So, any questions? Or can we get right back to it?”

I considered. “Ehh, I’m sure something will come up, but for now I’m good to go, I think!”

Camila shot me that smile that just melted my heart. “Great! Then I think we should-“

She was interrupted as a bell sounded from over the intercom.

“Ooh! I can’t believe I forgot to tell you!” Camila said as she started unbuttoning her blouse. “When that sound goes off all us girls are supposed to find a guy to offer a titjob to. It’s like a new team building thing.”

I nodded, trying to only look respectfully as Camila’s generous handfuls came into view.

“So, how about it?” She grabbed her tits between her hands and lifted them up, as if presenting them to me.

Don’t stare. Don’t be a creep ogling his coworker’s chest. I tried to keep my cool. “Sure, sounds nice.”

She smiled wide. “Great! So just get in your chair here…”

It wasn’t long before Camila was on her knees under my desk, her breasts wrapped around my cock. It had taken her a couple minutes of tongue work for me to get hard again after registering with Judy, but now I got to enjoy the feeling of her plush tits enveloping me.

“Right, so the porn tab is new. Basically just whenever anyone fucks a hot chick they’re supposed to send it to us so we can pick our favorites…” Camila was walking me through the changes to the website. It was a little awkward since she couldn’t see the screen but we made it work.

It didn’t take long for me to cum, giving Camila’s chest a healthy coating of my semen. I rolled my chair back, allowing her to crawl out and stand.

“According to company policy, cum counts as a top. It’s actually really efficient since it means I don’t need to put my blouse back on.” I nodded. That makes sense.

As she sat back down at her desk, my eyes drifted to one of her posters. “Always shoot your shot” It said, with a picture of a pussy leaking with cum.

For some reason that really struck me. I tapped Camila on the shoulder, and she whirled around.

I made sure to focus on her beautiful eyes, rather than her cumsoaked tits or her dripping pussy. I steeled my nerves. “Camila, hey, I just wanted to. Um.” I pushed through. “I, um, had a lot of time to think about… you… on this vacation, and…” Her face titled. I couldn’t think about that. “I was wondering if you’d… wanna grab a coffee or something some time? As a…” I struggled to get the word out. “Date?”

Camila looked taken aback. “…Oh!” The look on her face made my heart sink. “Sorry, Roger, you’re, um, nice and all, but… I’m gay.”

I sighed. At least it was better than a straight up rejection. She put her hand on my shoulder. “But hey! I still like you! Maybe we could hang out some time as friends?”

That put a smile on my face. “Thanks, Camila. I’d like that.”

Well, at least I tried.

With that sorted I had no more excuses. I turned to the screen to continue my job reviewing porn for the site. This one looked like a POV shot of Camila riding someone’s cock. The timestamp said it was from yesterday night.