Rocksteady

Deep in the technodrome, within the living quarters was a large Rhino mutant. Clad in oversized cargo pants and a beaten down workout shirt, he lazily flipped through channels as he laid out on the couch. Sports, old movie, talk show, reruns; nothing really made Rocksteady pay attention till he reached the Channel 6 news. Truth be told, he was rather an idiot, and he could care less about current events. News was always depressing or overly happy like 'look at this cat shelter'. The only reason he watched the news was due to the sexy reporter in the yellow jumpsuit. Something about April O'Neil really excited him ever since the first day he'd seen her on the telly, back when he was human. That was a one big upside about working for the Foot and Shredder was how often they had kidnapped her. Being close to that really curvy gal, smelling her sweet scent of perfume and conditioner, how her jumpsuit clung to her body and how the zipper fought to keep her boobs covered.

He'd taken to masturbating furiously to the beauty after some kidnappings, or when she appeared on the screen. Oh, how he wanted to see what she looked like outside the jumpsuit and how he wanted to see her lips wrapped around his shaft. "Well... I gots time..." he though as he started to play with his already enlarging member through his pocket.

Just then, the door slide open, causing Rocksteady to curse and quickly take his hand out and put it somewhere else. The familiar face of Bebop walked in, scarfing down some chicken from a bucket. He just looked at the Rhino's semi flustered state and then back at the news playing. The pig just shook his head as he sat down on the complete other end of the couch. "You jacking to April again man?" his co-hort grumbled through a mouth of meat, "That chic is way outta your league. Just forget it." He grabbed the remote and flicked the the channel to a wrestling match, one that had a focus on the female wrestlers. "Let's just kick back and drink some beers and watch the gals, man."

The Rhino-man gritted his teeth with a growl. "Come on, I was watching that." he said with a glare. Bebop just laughed a big chortle as he put the bucket on the coffee table and stomped his way over to the fridge. Coming back with an 8 pack of beer cans, he ripped one off and tossed it to the Rhino before flopping back down himself.

"Come'on Rocky, you ain't got no chance with Aprils for a lotta different reasons. I mean neither of us have a chance with most dames these days on account of... well..." Bebop just gestured to his big mutated body before taking a long swing and followed it with a burp. "So why not just watch some latax clad girls who ain't scared to show it just do what they do instead of fantasizing over someone ya can never have?"

A "Ka psssh" of the can opening answered the pig as Rocksteady took his own long drink. "I dunno, maybe i like classier dames." he retorted which Bepop gave another hearty laugh and pointed out that Rocksteady's 'classy' dame hit him with a two by four in the dirty swamps like a month ago. "Maybe I just got a thing for jumpsuits then!" Rocksteady shot back.

"Pah, look crush on who you wanna crush but She's a good gal anyway and friends with the turtles; she ain't ever gonna get with you." Bebop muttered as he took up another chicken leg, crunching it all in a few bites. Bone and all going down to his gullet. "Ya got a better chance of getting Shedder to make yah a girl friend or Krang doing something."

"I can dreams." Rocksteady grumbled as he checked the now empty can over the couch, landing with several other resting cans that had built up against the wall behind them.

"Yeah wells, hope in one hand...." Bebop started before Rocksteady just waved him off.

Maybe it wasn't just April, maybe it was the fact he'd wanted to get with a lady as of late. And Apirl was just a crush he had and was fixated on. Rocksteady wasn't sure, he wasn't the kind to over think stuff like that. All he knew was he was tired of hoping something would change. "Maybe... maybe I do somethings a bit more proactive." the Rhino thought.