Rocket and Sue Episode 7: Fieldies and Kits!

Loud mouth asshole varmint Rocket Raccoon, his Earth Side Piece, Susan Storm, the Invisible Woman.

Guardians? Nah...they ain't guarding but jack and shit, and jack just left the planet.

They fucking...

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These are...

The Adventures of Rocket and Sue...

Male Raccoon/Female Human....new kinda smut....

Episode 7: Fieldies and Kits....

A few nights after the Christmas Party...some time BNZ (Before Negative Zone...that's works better...wink wink.)

“So was Emma right?” Janet Van Dyne asked her best friend, as she sipped a martini. She looked to Sue in that blue suit, and was shocked Sue was showing a little leg. She seemed giddy, and little bubble headed, as if she was off in the clouds.

WHUMP!

Another guy coming to talk to them hit Sue's '3 foot' personal space ****-

field. They didn't mind getting hit on, but at some point it had to stop.

“About T'Challa,” Sue laughed twirling her drink (Marvel Knights 4: Issue 21), “yeah I kissed him, when I was engaged to Reed.” She explained she had nerves about marrying the only man she'd ever really been with. “But it was a peck.” Sue added.

“Namor?” Janet smiled coyly. She was trying to dig at Sue's more amorous side. It was in there. It was.

Sue sighed, “We've kissed yes,” Sue's eyes rolled around. “Everyone knows that. It's more HIM than me.” Sue went on to tell her bestie that Namor was fine, but a bit of a whiny Prince. He had the muscles and the 'bad boy' thing, which Sue DID find attractive in a guy. “But what’s with the eye-brows and the ear,” the girls laughed at Sue's words. It was getting late and almost time to close the tab. They were both a little tipsy, even Susan, who was usually more put together.

Sue got serious, “I feel like T'Challa and Namor are handsome, but they never really did it for me. When I kissed them, I wasn't like, blown away,” she sipped her drink and looked at Janet. “You know. That type of kiss that knocks you off your feet and makes you lift a leg like in the movies.”

Janet breathed deep. “I don't think I've ever felt that.” She looked at her drink sadly. She had an idea. She ordered a shot. A green apple shot. But Sue refused unless it was whiskey. They got Jameson and both gagged laughing the whole time. Both girls were pretty drunk. Janet then blurted out. “Ok. I'm going to say something. And you have to say first thing that comes to mind.”

The Invisible Woman reluctantly agreed.

“Ready.” Janet asked, and Sue nodded, getting ready to clear her mind. “One...TWO....THREE...Name someone who's hot to you.”

“ROCKET RACCOON!” Sue drunkenly shouted putting her hands to her mouth and turning red. She looked around to see if anyone had heard, but remembered they were in a invisible bubble (except when it was time to order drinks). It had just come out. First thing that popped into her head. She looked at Janet with huge embarrassed eyes, but she was smiling.

“I FUCKING KNEW IT!” Janet called her out. “You dirty little heroine. I fucking knew it.”

“What do you mean,” Sue asked confused.

Janet gave her a stern look, telling Sue she was being ULTRA serious. “Infinity War....you two were EYE FUCKING THE SHIT OUT OF EACH OTHER!”

The Invisible Woman denied everything, “Nooooo.” She swatted at Janet.

Then the Wasp pointed to Sue's crotch. “Yeah, flipping your hair at him, fluttering your little slut eyes, and your lady boner!” Janet was sucking on her straw now. “Reed's outfits are WAY too tight, and I'd never seen it before but your pussy was PUFFED THE FUCK OUT!”

Sue instinctively looked down at her crotch. “Nooooooo.” Sue looked at Jan. “We made out at the Christmas party!” She smiled and turned beat red again. It just came out. She WANTED to tell someone.

Janet made her tell ALL the details, and how 'magical' it was, and how breathtaking the kiss was, and how 'wonderful' he smelled. Sue went on and on. “You're GUSHING over the little hairy fuck.” The Wasp laughed.

Sue shrugged. “He's kinda cute. I mean the blue retro jumpsuit is TOTALLY hot but...” Sue stopped herself, again putting her face to her mouth in shock. “I mean sexy.....NO...CUTE!” She couldn't stop herself. “DON'T TELL HIM I SAID THAT EVER!” She made Janet promise.

A few days after New Years eve......

Janet Van Dyne was yawning, waking from an early sleep. There was a knock at her Avengers Tower window. The young heroine wit short hair didn't see anything. Hank and her were “fighting” so she occupied the large living space by herself. She opened the window and walked out onto her high balcony far above the New York city streets. “Come out with it Sue,” Janet stretched her arms.

Sue came into view, pacing the tiled balcony. “I'm in trouble Jan,” she was swigging whiskey.

Janet laughed instantly. “You fucked Rocket didn't you?”

Her blonde friends eyes shot open. “How did you know.”

The Wasp was laughing softy “Sue, I've known you for....”

Sue cut her off. “I think I'm pregnant.”

“OH SHIT!” Janet gasped.

Ten minutes later, Sue was staring at a positive pregnancy test. Her second. She was sitting with her blue uniform pants down on her ankles sobbing on the toilet. “WHAT THE FUCK!”

“How is this even possible,” Janet took the test.

Sue was shaking. “Reed said its not just possible..it's HIGLY LIKELY!” She mocked his voice and drank whiskey.

The thin brunette walked over and grabbed the bottle. “You don't need this.” She put her arms around Sue. “We'll go to the doctor in the morning, sort this out,” she assured her friend, who appeared to be drunk. “Maybe a robe, a nice night of sleep and ice cream.”

The girls got into nightgowns, and laid in Janet's bed and watched 'Keeping Up With the Kardashians'. Sue hated these girls, but Ben and Johnny followed them. Johnny even dated Khloe.

“How would it even work?” Janet shrugged.

Sue had no idea. “I don't....I just....” she grabbed her phone and searched the term 'raccoon babies' and a word 'kit' came up. Then she hit the images. “Oh my god.....” Sue held her hand to her face. Something inside her took over, something primal, and instinctual. “They're ADORABLE!” She blushed, and showed Janet.

Janet nodded, “yeah but I don't think they'll look like this right?”

Sue didn't know but she felt somewhat offended. “WHY NOT?”

The svelte young Wasp took Sue's phone. “Let's get some rest.” She lied down her head on the pillow. She smiled as Sue joined her. They looked at each other. “You're gonna have to tell Reed.”

“He'll probably just think its FASCINATING!” She mocked him again. They giggled and both drifted off.

Around 2AM, Sue was in the bathroom, pacing, the glow of her phone lighting the room. She was swiping through pictures of raccoon 'kits', and instinctively held her stomach. The next picture was of a young one crossing its fingers and he looked like Rocket. Sue smiled and sat on the toilet, not realizing she was still holding her stomach as she flipped through pictures.

Weeks later.....award ceremony on the moon....

The Inhumans were awarding the Guardians of the Galaxy, the Avengers and the Fantastic Four for assisting in stopping a rogue faction of the Kree from invading Attilan.

“Special medals of Valor to Susan Storm-Richards, and Rocket Raccoon for holding off an ENTIRE western flank.” Medusa put silver medals over their heads and everyone cheered.

While it took dozens of heroes to protect the eastern, southern, and northern parts of Attilan, Sue and Rocket were able to hold off 500 assailants with their weapons and her powers.

They applied their training skills to the real world, and it translated even more perfectly than their sex romp. Of course, Rocket was attempting to take her pants off, and she was shoving him away telling him to 'get serious', but he still hit his shots. Sue taunted him when her gun tracked more 'knockouts' and 'head-shots' (non-lethal ammo....they're all pussies). Sue and Rocket had Staak blood all over them, the Kree steads that they HAD to kill. They wore it like a badge of honor.

Of course Rocket was trying to fuck her, but Sue kept brushing him off. Reed was RIGHT there. She could go invisible, but part of her expected they end up alone by now. She couldn't believe how horny she was. It took all her will to not give in and fuck him while they fought the Kree. Fight how you train, she laughed to herself. She could use a good training session with rocket.

She was mingling when she felt a paw on her ass. She slapped it away. He just kept following her, and she was getting annoyed. She finally pulled him aside, by the bar, but there were still people around. “KNOCK IT OFF!” She muttered.

“I can smell you Barbie,” Rocket's eyes were wide, you know it drives me crazy. He put his bulge on her leg and she licked him away.

Sue made herself some punch. “Why are you wearing that orange shitty jumpsuit,” Sue asked out of now where.

Rocket laughed. “Why?”

“The other one is much better.” Sue said. She looked at him. “What? You like my feet, and I like that jumpsuit.” She walked away.

It was first time she had mentioned anything about what she really thought of him, other than his dick. “Think I'm hot Barbie.” He called to her.

She came back and got another drink. “You might have gotten laid,” She laughed. “Too bad.”

He watched her with her husband, mingle and smile. She didn't even look over. Rocket was getting antsy. Starting fights. He was drinking in the corner. He then felt something on his pants, by his bulge. His pants swirled and rippled over his bulge. “Holy shit,” he groaned. He looked up, but Sue was way across the room speaking with Blackbolt and Medusa. He felt the invisible thing slip up and into his pants and under his boxers. It roamed like a snake around his dick, tightening, and he yelped. His cock was hurting in this position, but he was shocked when the pants came out, and his dick was moving, something lifted his shirt, and his cock was now under his shirt facing his head. His belt was back on. His dick was covered in a tight construct, like a moving invisible condom. It swirled and pumped, swirled and pumped. His balls then began to twist and roll. He looked to see Susan still with Reed, talking about 100 yards away. Did someone else have these powers?

“What is wrong with you Rocket! Drax the Destroyer asked walking over looking at his little distraught teammate who was staring across the room and not moving.

“That fucking bitch has got my dick,” Rocket snarled. “She's a witch.”

Drax looked across the room. “Which one?” There were so many woman. “How do they have your dick?”

Rocket was gripping the wall. “YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND IF I TOLD YOU! UUGGGGGHHHH!” He grunted, his little eye-lids twitching as he came under his shirt from getting invisibly jerked off. He was smiling, but fear came over him, and he looked for the cum. It was gone.

The party went on, and Rocket was at the bar. Susan finally passed him. She hadn't acknowledged him all night. She walked by, turned and asked “Looking for something Rocket!” Sue made sure he was the only one with the angle to see. She made her stomach visible partially. He laughed, seeing fruit punch, and his thick cum bobbing at the top of it.

“Fucking witch.” He laughed. “HEHEHE!”

Reed walked over. “You hungry Susan?”

“I couldn't eat another thing,” Sue answered and Rocket laughed again.

Weeks later....a bar, Manhattan....

Janet and Sue were back at the martini bar. “I'm SOOOO pissed,” Sue joked. “I totally thought we'd get to fuck on Attilan.” She told Janet. Her bestie new EVERYTHING. EVERYTHING!

The Wasp looked Sue over, the tight blue top with the frills around the boobs, showing a good amount of cleavage, the blue strap heels, the make-up, and her perfectly done hair. Janet felt the conservative one in her purple top and tight jeans. Sue even had panty-hose on. The clear flesh color. “I can't believe you gave him a ghost blow-job.”

Sue laughed. “It's not a blow-job, no saliva. Not a hand job either.” She sipped her drink seductively. “I called it a F-Job, or a Field-job.”

“Fieldie.” Janet made a joke and they laughed. Janet grabbed her phone. Sue tried to grab it back, but Jan wanted to see 'sex pics', but instead was greeted with a photo album of baby raccoon kits. “Sue did you save these pics?”

The Invisible Woman reached over and yanked her phone back. “I.....I.....no....” Sue recalled her pregnancy scare. Janet and Sue had gone to the doctor. It was merely a side affect of taking a sleeping pill called Promethazine. A doctor had given it to Sue for sleeping problems due to an erratic schedule (heroing and all). The other sleeping pills made her sick. Still, Sue had spent about a day looking at the baby pics and feeling something strange inside her. “I just think they're cute.” She told her friend and chugged her drink.

It was actually getting late and they paid the tab, and made their way through throngs of men who had come to hit on them. Sue went invisible and they went down an alley around the back. There was a walkway through Central Park. Girls shouldn’t do that at 2AM, but these weren't just girls.

Sue's phone buzzed in her purse. She picked it out. “It's....it's Rocket.” He had programmed a number into her phone unbeknownst to her. She read a text. “What is 'OE' and then 'WYD'.”

Janet laughed and grabbed her phone. “That's 'On Earth'....'What you doing'...” she looked at the message. “You got a booty call here Sue.”

“I'm no one's 'booty call' Janet,” Sue said annoyed, she grabbed her phone before her friend could type something. “He just wants pussy.” She stared at the text.

“Duh...” Janet laughed walking ahead. “It's a booty call. That's the point. Just fun...no strings attached. Reed's not even on Earth...Illuminati shit.” Janet did the 'quotation marks' to mock the men.

Sue kept walking and her heels clicked. “I'm going home. It's late.” She texted him back, and for some reason read out loud as she did. “Just hanging out and going to bed.”

Before Janet could say anything Sue's phone buzzed. “What u wearing?” She told Janet what he texted.

“He wants to see your tits?” Janet laughed. “Do you not know this shit Sue?” She grabbed Sue's phone, and pointed it at Sue. “Give me a duck-face?”

Sue stopped. She knew what it was, but had never done it. She pursed her lips, and it was WAY too much, like someone making a joke. She tried it again, but Janet stopped her. The phone clicked. Sue watched Janet it send.

“What did you send?” Sue grabbed her phone. It was a picture of Sue's cleavage. “BITCH!” Sue yelled at her friend, half serious, and half kidding.

Janet began to walk away. “You two are so high-school.” She raised her arm. “Let me know how it goes tomorrow.” She then vanished as she went small to avoid something bad in the park alone.

Sue's phone buzzed in her hand. She looked at the response. “Get's me going.” She put the phone in her purse and heard it buzz. She was done for the night. She turned invisible to leave the park. She was almost stumbling, thinking about Rocket. She kept stopping, turning, and thinking, but she thought better of it and went home. She entered the front entrance, and was greeted by Roberta. No one would be around THIS late, save for Johnny.

“Are you not going to be available tomorrow?” Roberta asked, seeing Sue drunk.

Sue sighed, she had meetings. She pulled her phone out. “Cancel the 8AM, and the 11AM....” She breathed deep and checked her messages. Just a text from Rocket. She opened it. Expected it to be a beg for sex. Instead Sue stared at a picture of his cock, in his hand, hard as a rock. It made her knees weak, and her pussy began to moisten. She just stared at it, and flipped her hair back. She walked to the elevator, staring at the phone. She took it up to the living quarters, pacing the hall.

Roberta was downstairs, she got crackle on the comm. “Just cancel the whole day,” Susan told Roberta from above.