Rock

Rock paper scissors shoot!

You throw rock.

She throws paper!

Not good... for you. "Yes! Spread those legs!" You groan and widen your stance while your heavy testicles drop down. A perfect target for her.

She winds up and her toes blast both your testicles! *SMACK* UGHHHH! You scream and stumble back. But you remain standing.

Your balls are throbbing but they survived.