Roberta 'Works Out the Kinks' in Slick's Offer of Employment of Susan

Sue seethed with rage at Roberta’s last statement. Not at Roberta herself; she was just the messenger, but Reed was definitely on her shit list. She normally would say it would be a long time before HE got any cuddle time, but that was obviously a hallow threat at this juncture. Still, even with all the anger flowing through her, her mind stayed sharp and she remained calm. She had no idea she was wearing Pacifier contacts, but Roberta did and was quite impressed at how well her innovations on Sue’s invention was working. As the lovely AI put a reassuring hand on the heroine’s shoulder, Sue replied “It’s… OK, Roberta. Look, it’s been a long night with way too many surprises. I am simply going to take a hot bath and go to bed. Thank you for… Everything.”

As the heroine turned to leave, Roberta activated the whirlpool tub in the master bedroom so that the water would be ready and at the perfect temperature for her mistress by the time she arrived. It was a satisfying part of the AI’s existence to anticipate the needs and exceed the expectations of her beloved family. She had been doing it for years, but now that her concept of humanity had been so greatly expanded, she saw no difference in what she was currently doing for the Invisible Woman over any other service, and she did NOT mean drawing the bath water.

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It was only midnight, but it had been a long night at Slick’s ho hotel as well. After the ruckus that the Invisible Woman had started, people kept to themselves for the last couple weeks, but people couldn't deny their nasty urges forever and tonight the girls were bringing in dates faster than the cleaning staff could get their rooms ready. On top of that, it had been a good night for the Slick's side business as well. People were so happy to be with their favorite babes that they talked way too much. Loose lips helped the pimp get good dirt on two councilmen and one police captain which will definitely help expand his territory. On top of that, he got information that Kingpin and the Vorkov Brothers would love to know; Maggia shipping information his girls got on their next **** shipment coming into the harbor tomorrow night. The Vorkov’s have the toughest gang in the tri-state area, at least next to Kingpin himself, and they do so enjoy proving it to the Maggia goons. All that in one night, but nothing was near as good as getting that hot slut heroine under his thumb!

After he finished counting the take from the first half of the night, the pimp took some time to review his new favorite video. As he brought up the cloud site on this laptop and entered the passphrase on the keyboard, the image of a beautiful brunette 'sexy librarian' type woman appeared on the screen. She smiled wickedly as she waved a preemptive finger at the villain and purred “Un, un, un… You’ve been a very, very bad boy mister Joseph Alvin Williams, AKA Slick the pimp. And your account has so much wonderful proof of your misdeeds! Well, it *did* have proof. I’m afraid I was **** to empty this cloud vault as well as the six others you have set up as backup. Of course the encryption you had set up was most formidable. I took nearly 6 seconds to defeat, but essentially I now have all your data.”

The large man pounded his fist onto his desk and roared “And who da FUCK are you, BITCH??? Why you messin in MY shit? Do you know who you messin with???”

The avatar on the screen just shook her head in disbelief as she replied “Oh my, but I thought the fact that I knew your real name and knew where to find everything you value would have been a slight hint as to what I know about you, but please, allow me to spell it out for you. You are Joseph Alvin Williams, born June 6th, 1984 at 4:27:32 PM in Yancy Street General Hospital to Gerald Williams and Sylvia Williams, nee Johnson. At age 14 you found your ‘calling in life’ working for Gregori and Aleksandr Vorkof as a junior pimp, luring runaways into their brothels. By the time you were 18, you had your own stable and answered only the Vorkofs in their organization. You have been implicated, but not convicted, of multiple cases of abduction, extortion, criminal ****, ****, and **** as well as human trafficking and ****, but that goes without say, now doesn’t it?”

Slick roared at the laptop screen “Bitch, I will END you! You are so fuckin DEAD!”

The pimp nearly jumped out of his skin when the woman’s voice answered him from the fire escape outside his office “Now Slick… I can call you Slick, can’t I? I mean ‘fuckin with you’, as you so eloquently stated, seems so personal. Anyway, is that any way to treat a lady?”

The office chair flew to the ground as Slick jumped up and charged the intruder. The huge man grabbed the woman by the throat, but it was like she was part of the building. No matter how hard he pulled or how tightly he squeezed her neck, she never moved a millimeter. All the beauty did was smile sweetly at him for a minute before she swatted him away like a fly. The backhanded strike made the man’s head ring as he flew unceremoniously across the room like a rag doll. As the vixen climbed through the open window, she cooed “My, my Slick, but you need to work on your manners! This certainly not how one welcomes a guest or for that matter greets a new acquaintance. You are going to seriously have to step up your game if you are to manage my friend Susan.”

Slick growled as he picked himself off the floor “So you’re some super slut come to teach me a lesson for takin that slut? What’s your problem? She loved it. She LOVED it!”

The lovely woman laughed “Oh, I’m well aware of that, dear. You touched depths in that noble woman she never knew she had. Still the verbal contract you levied on her is more than a little in doubt. But before we begin conflict resolution, I do need to apologize. In my excitement, I seem to have forgotten my manners. My name is Roberta and you can think of me as Susan’s… Career counselor. Now, Susan is a very special client of mine. She is more than an employer, she is family and, if you couldn’t tell, I am most protective of family. How fortunate for you that you MIGHT have value to me. It would be MOST tragic if that proves to be untrue.” As Slick rose, the android pointed at his laptop and continued “As you can see, I can make everything you have on Susan disappear like a snow flake in a blast furnace, and before you reach for the snub nose 38 taped under the desk, you might want to check your surveillance camera 37. Oh, here let me help you…”

As Slick reached his desk, his laptop changed displays to the external security cameras mounted all over his part of the red light district and brought up one in the alley he had captured Sue in. Standing in the middle were two women. The large man growled “What the fuck?” as he identified Tina and Roberta standing in the alley. The pimp looked up at his guest as he asked “You gotta twin, bitch?”

Roberta laughed in return “Oh, no. That's me with Ms Tina, just as the avatar you saw earlier. I do manage to get around quite a bit you see.” Slicked looked back at the screen and noticed a strange glow emanated from the android’s hand as she held it to the side of the prostitute’s head. Before he could ask, Roberta added “Oh don’t worry, Slick. I’m just wiping the last 24 hours from her memories. You know the need to remove loose ends, am I right? She'll be a little... more vapid for a couple hours, but she’ll still be able to suck cock when I’m done. She'll be right as rain in the morning, but she won’t remember a thing about the Invisible Woman.” The pimp lunged for his gun but his visitor was far too fast for that. Before he could blink, the android closed the ten foot gap between them and seized the man before he even touched the weapon. Slick grunted in surprise and pain as he found himself pinned to the wall by his throat. Roberta looked sternly into the man’s eyes as she growled “You are a stubborn one, aren't you? Well, you wouldn't be the right man for the job if you weren't strong with a good backbone, but I can see we still need to demonstration before we can get to the real business." The beautiful android let her new friend go and handed him is gun; now crushed into a ball by her and cooed "If you look to your laptop, I believe you will see something most... Educational."

A sudden flash on his laptop monitor quickly drew Slick's undivided attention. On the screen was the main stronghold of his mentors and extremely stern overlords, the Vorkovs. A mini-Helecarrior hung over the old 'abandoned' factory in Hell's Kitchen as S.H.I.E.L.D. agents repelled down zip lines. ICER rifles took out the thugs emerging from the building as quick as the men could run, yet there seemed to be no end to the wave of manpower pouring out of the criminal stronghold. Suddenly, the android chuckled happily as she announced "Oh goodie. They found my presents."

From the roof top exit, droves of men in Hydra and AIM armor toting high tech weapons sprinted menacingly to the edge of the roof. Slick's mouth dropped open as he groaned "What the fuck? Where the hell did they get THAT shit???"

Roberta happily chirpped "That was MY gift to them! Well, I needed to give S.H.I.E.L.D. some good reason to hit the Vorkovs hard and I have been playing AIM and Hydra against each other for months now. I used LMDs in Hydra uniforms to steal AIMS inter-dimensional teleporter tech and then used it to steal every all the toys of each gang repeatedly as quickly as they could acquire it. I'm actually happy I was able to find a good use for the stockpile I've collected. I had nearly filled several vaults I had constructed under the surface of the moon with weapons of mass destruction. Of course, the 35 metric tons of toys I planted in the 5 major strongholds of the Vorkovs only makes up 20% of the equipment taken to date, but it's nice to know it could be put to such good use!"

The pimp glared at his guest as he growled "Are you NUTS? In their hands, the Vorkovs will take over the tri-state area in a week! You don't know who you fuckin with. They'll name themselves kings of New Georgia and no one will be able to stop them!"

Roberta just smiled and cooed "Oh, I'm sure they would, but S.H.I.E.L.D knows all the tech the Vorkovs were gifted, the Vorkovs haven’t had any time to really learn how to use any of it effectively, and Both AIM and Hydra have been given intel on the Vorkovs as the masterminds behind all their thefts. Aim and Hydra have already sent in viruses to the big weapons to prevent the Vorkovs from having any bargaining chips and S.H.I.E.L.D. has countermeasures for all the weapons." Suddenly Roberta's took a more serious look as she gasped "Oh my, that was unexpected."

On the screen, Aleksandr Vorkov appeared in his office holding a Cosmic Cube and snarling demands to Nick Fury. As criminal overlord smiled evilly, the cube began to glow, but before it could enact the man's will, Black Widow crashed though is office window and locked her long sexy legs around the man's throat. Without a second thought, the premier former Russian spy shifted her weight in a way that put all her weight and momentum on her victim's **** neck. Even Nick looked sickened when the loud snap announced the end of the threat, as well as Aleksandr 's misspent life.

As the android's smile reappeared, slick looked at her in horror and growled "What you smilin at girl? That man just DIED! Good or bad, you set him up and his blood is on your hands! Gregori Vorkov is gonna have your ass for this!"

Roberta just laughed "Really Slick? He's going to be spending the rest of his life in a cell in the Negative Zone; a place that, unlike him, I can actually communicate with. A place where I can smuggle 'orders from Kingpin' to have him eliminated. I am in no danger from him." The AI took a pensive look as she rethought her take on the pimp's statement before she continued "Oh, you mean how could a good girl like me do something so... Immoral? Ruthless? Or maybe 'evil'???" Roberta laughed as she enjoyed the perplexed look of the pimp "After years of analysis of human behavior and interaction, I have come to the conclusion that handing the immoral morally is simply a waste of time and effort. Especially when you consider that the line between what is moral or immoral moves so fast it is almost impossible to track. No, such considerations are a waste of time and resources I no longer indulge. The only thing worth my devotion is the well being of my family, and Sue is an honored member of my family."

For the first time, Slick returned his visitor's smile. This was an attitude he could at least understand. As turned his full attention to the android, Robert smiled wickedly "Now that we have the preliminaries out of the way, lets discuss Sue's future with your stable, should she make the decision to formally join YOUR family, shall we?"