Robert Victor Napoleon Junior IV

It does.

Of course most of your life sucks, starting with your family. Sometime in the late 19th century, one of your ancestors wanted a better life for his children. Foolishly he decided it would start with a noticeable name.

It would already be bad if every single child in your family hadn’t decided to follow suit.

Your sister and brother, Helena Lucinda Victoria Third Cousin Junior III and Julius Caesar Karolus Magnus Second Cousin II, entirely agree. Your children will be Bobs, Jakes, Lucys or Melanies.

But really, the worst of it is nobody in your entire family ever made it big. You’re all damn poor. Your family works as farm hands, part time employees, and for the real lucky ones serve in the military as grunts or bus drivers for medium sized cities. One of your cousins even made it out of Alabama, and works in New Jersey. As a bartender, but hey… that’s better than rot out in a stuffy office.