Robert, a 19 year old virgin

You still can’t believe this. The part that you’ve been the lucky bastard that won this and especially the promised powers of the app. You call it fake but you are nontheless happy that you were this fortunate. After reading the terms of service and the how to use section, you take a nap like usual.

While you are laying in bed you try to think of the best ways to test it. By no means can it be something in public. If the app does not work like you are anticipating, the already non existent social life will fade even worse. It’s hard to make some virgin nerd like you even more unpopular but this would just be weird and hurt the las bit of your reputation.

“Well..anyways I have very little to loose but just to make sure that it won’t work I will test it directly after my nap!”

So you thought but after hearing loud noises and a voice that gave you sleepless nights all the time. You knew who it was.