Riding Your Girlfriend Into Town

"Go out for breakfast? Well, I guess it's a little late for breakfast. How about brunch?" Sally says with a smile, although the smile on her face is the last thing you're paying attention too. You're focus seems to be on the part of her that's below the skirt and not for the typical reasons a teenage boy would have for a girl.

"Sure... Where were you thinking?"

"Well, how about the Trojan Horse? I just love the ancient Rome aesthetics there and it's in walking distance." You nod in agreement.

"Walking distance, it's like four miles, isn't it?"

"You say that like it's a lot. Wait here while I go for a quick change and grab my saddle." She then walks towards the hallway where her room is, scooting by you and almost knocking the furniture around her. Sally then turns her head past her shoulder and gives you a sultry look. "You can come along if you want a sneak peak at what's in store for you." She wiggles her horse butt as she walks away with an exaggerated hip swaying that almost hits the walls on either side of her.

"I'll just wait here... We have the whole next couple of days." You say nervously as you see her skirt covered horse body walking away with an audible clop with each step her hooves make. This situation is crazy, you think to yourself. It has to be a dream, there is no possible way this could be happening. Why would you be having dreams that Sally is a centaur and why she has a giant horse cock? You're not into stuff like that, so why would you be dreaming about it? Maybe your subconscious has some serious problems. You should probably see a psychiatrist after you wake up from this odd dream. You pinch your arm to wake up but all it does is give you a sharp pain in your arm. You pinch again but you didn't wake up. You slap yourself to snap out of it, stubbed your toe but nothing. This isn't a dream this is real!" You start panicking until you hear the clip clop of Sally's hooves as she exits her room. You quickly sit on the couch and try to calm down, it would probably be best to play along with this madness until you can fully asses your options.

"Are you ready Love?" You look over to see that Sally has changed out of her long dress like skirt and into a short skirt that only acts like a fancy belt on her centaur form. "I didn't want to mess up my new skirt, so I put on this old thing. Oh you probably don't care, let's just go out to eat.

"Sure thing." You get up off of the couch and follow this horse girl to the front door.

"I just need ya to do me one favor Stevie. Could you strap on the saddle for me. I can't reach down there and last time you tried riding bare back you ended up walking funny for a week." She hands you the saddle with a smile on. You place the saddle on her back and notice how odd it is when you realize that she has two backs now. You go under and buckle the strap around her underside. While on your knees you feel heat imitating from behind you, knowing what it is and being terrified of it, you can't help yourself but to turn and see it for yourself. Turning around you look straight at your girlfriend's giant penis. The fur covered appendage is still soft in it's sheath but the thing is still huge, looking to be about three feet long. Her hairy nut sack hangs under it with each one being as big as your head. You see the puckered piss hole in front of you and can smell the disgusting juices contained with in it. Sally feels your gaze upon it and the flat head slowly moves out of it's sheath and towards you, feeling like that one scene in Alien 3 when the second mouth of the alien reaches out of it's mouth. "Are you making a new friend down there." Sally's voice from above snaps you out of your terrified stare and you quickly get up from under her. "Took your time did we? Well, come on, hope on the caboose." She then spanks her flank. "This Sally train's heading for brunch. Toot Toot."

She gives you a hand and you hope on the saddle. This is truly weird and the more you think about it, the stranger it gets. You ride Sally into town, how many people can say they rode their girlfriend into town? She sprints extremely fast, you see houses, buildings and people blur by as Sally runs like a race horse. Your hands are wrapped around her waist so you wouldn't fly off. She starts slowing down as you two make it into the town square where the shops and restaurants are at. The odd thing is that the people are saying "Hello" or "Good morning" Like she was just like everyone else. No one is freaked out that their is a mythical creature walking around in broad day light, well no one except you. The only acknowledgment you get that Sally is a horse girl are from little kids, mostly girls, that you two pass by will shout "Horsey" or "Pony", Sally stops as she sees an advertisement posted up for the Sunny Valley Festival. "Ooh, look at this Stevie. The festivals going on in Sunny Valley. We should go to it! It's just the next town over, that's close."

"That sounds good." You're not sure how you'll feel about being with Sally in public though. It might be best to just retreat to her place to help process this situation. You wouldn't want Sally to be mistaken for one of the attractions there. "Why don't we go to the diner first and see how we feel after we eat."

"Oh, well of course. Can't really feel up on fair food. They're usually over priced anyways. Although I could really go for a caramel apple though. I love apples." You hope off of Sally's saddle, almost falling on your backside since you were higher up than you thought. You walk by a couple of high school freshman girls from school. You passed them by but you looked back at the corner of your eye to see them staring at Sally's boulder like balls. Sally was looking at through the window of one of the shops, so she didn't know that these hormonal girls were gazing at her package.

"Oh my god. I can't believe she's just walking out here with that huge thing just flopping out everywhere." One of them said. "I know, I saw her in the girls locker room and I was just thinking, shouldn't she be in the boys with that thing between her legs." The third girl then spoke up. "Could you imagine trying to ride that. I don't think I can make it fit in a million years." The first girl added. "Wouldn't that be like **** or something." They all giggled as you and Sally walked forward into the Trojan Horse, you're not sure how much of that she heard.

"Greeting travelers and welcome to the Trojan Horse." The waiter working at the front says with his squeaky voice that tells everyone his voice is getting hit hard by puberty. The pizza faced waiter is wearing a roman centurion costume to match the ancient Rome and Greece theme this diner has. You and Sally sit down and ordered, you sit in a chair while Sally just sits her hind legs down, like a dog sitting down on the floor.

"I'll have a Trojan Burger with fries and a coke." You order from the squeaky voiced teen, you then got nervous. You just ordered a burger, with meat from a cow, which is close to a horse. You look over to see if you've offended Sally some how but she doesn't react.

"I'll have the tall stack pancakes, the Trojan Club sandwich with a side of fries, and Hut's Omelet, a Cesar salad and... a diet coke." You cannot believe how much food Sally ordered, but now that you think about it, she does have two stomachs now and one of those is a horse stomach. She could probably put away an all you can eat buffet if she wanted to.

"Good choices. I'll be back with your food." The waiter says, sounding like that one Simpson's character. It wasn't long until the food arrived, first your burger and then her pancakes. You two started eating as they brought her her food just as she finished cleaning the last plate. You eat slowly out of astonishment as she just continuously eats one bit after the next. Occasionally taking small breaks in between to sip at her diet soda which gets about three refiles at the end of the meal. It's not that she's messy or anything but the sheer volume of food is astonishing for one person.

*BBEELLCH* "Sorry, excuse me." Sally blushes as she let's out a burp after drinking her glass of coke. "Are you gonna eat your fries?" You look down and see that you've only gotten through half of them as you finished your burger.

"Go nuts." You receive the bill from the same waiter, half expecting him to trip as he walks away but catches his balance. You look at the cost and bullets of sweat goes down your forehead.

"Wanna go dutch? It wouldn't be fair for you to pay when I ordered most of the food." You sigh in relief that she's paying for herself. She is rich after all. "So, wanna go to the fair?" Not sure if you wanna go on a full stomach to a place in public with a centaur girl. You feel the need to also empty your bowels since you didn't earlier.

"Let me go to the restroom first, then we'll see." You put down the money to cover your drink, burger and fries and head to the back of the restaurant to the restrooms. When you get to them you see that the men's one is closed. There is a note on the door saying to 'just use the women's" You walk over to the other side of the back to use the women's bathroom. Looking over your shoulder to make sure no one sees you. In there, you go into one of the stalls and sit down on the porcelain throne. Doing your busyness, you contemplate on whether to go or not to go to the fair. You flush the toilet and put your pants on with your decision made up.