Ride Along

As Addison was walked to the police car, grass stuck to the soles of her feet. She was shoved into the back seat of the cruiser. After the campus cops got in, they started driving off.

"So, should we really arrest her?" asked one of the cops.

"Please don't!" said Addison. Her feet were sticking to the floor of the car.

"All she did was streak," said the other cop.

"Yeah, that's all. No harm no foul right?" asked Addison. She had to yank her feet free from the floorboard.

"I'll think about it," said the cop who was driving.

The cops drove Addison to where the campus police HQ was. They got out and pulled Addison out. They took the handcuffs off.

"Okay miss, you're free to go."

"You can't leave me naked!" cried Addison, "At least give me a blanket or something!"

"It's this or arrest," said the lead cop, "And if you're arrested, it goes on your college transcript."