Chapter 67
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Class: ??? (She is a waitress, is all I know.)
Level: ???
Spells: ???
Description: Working at the Party's Rest adventurer inn is a catfolk with long black hair, and alike her skin, feline ears poking out from her head, and a long fluffy tail. You didn't catch her name, but she was the one responsible for filling you in initially on where exactly you were. She explained that the city of Avana is within the Tivera Empire, though was rather snarky about your lack of knowledge. She was also displeased with Niki, who was at the time trying to get you to buy her food from the establishment she was banned from.
Fang
Class: ??? (Seems like some sort of rogue.)
Level: ???
Spells: ???
Description: She is a catfolk with long but messy pink hair and is even shorter than Eva. When last you saw her, she was garbed in a brown top that just wrapped around her flat chest along with a matching pair of shorts. She had daggers and pouches all along her waist. Apparently, she's out there somewhere running a gang called Claw Control that's all about vigilantism. Given how she touching Niki all over, she likely either goes both ways, or one very specific way.
Pepper
Class: ??? (Rogue maybe?)
Level: ???
Spells: Summon Dagger(s)...
Description: This bunnyfolk girl tried to mug you along with her lover. She had short pink hair and leather armour cut into crop tops, shorts, and her boots covered up to her knees. It seems like her and Ginny both have a passion for theft and for each other.
Ginny
Class: ??? (Seems very similar to her lover.)
Level: ???
Spells: Summon Dagger...
Description: Along with Pepper, this bunnyfolk tried to mug you. She had short green hair and her outfit matched her lover's. However, her bust was larger.
Lady Nyllia Tesgella
Class: Paladin
Level: ??? (I've been told around 10.)
Spells: Holy Shield, Holy Aura... (I think she can bestow her sword attacks with divine power as well? Unless that was the sword itself. Maybe it's even a passive.)
Description: She is the very description of a holy knight. Her skin is fair, she has long beautiful pink hair that flows down beyond her shoulders, her matching eyes are vibrant but are intimidatingly confident, and she dresses in shimmering silver platemail that fits the shapely curves of her feminine physique--elven in design and thighs bare. The sword she wields is long and curved, and has an inscription carved down the blade you were unable to read. Amara didn't think to read it either. She is known as a powerful, influential adventurer that has accomplished numerous feats, and is always professional and valiant. However, you saw a strange other side of her. It seems that when nobody else is looking, she acts coy and playful, and even a bit naughty. It's also because of her that you have your estate.
Bill & Phil
Class: ??? (Knights?)
Level: ???
Spells: ???
Description: You barely saw them beneath the covering of their armour, but they sounded the same. You kept almost mixing them up, honestly. They are a part of Nyllia's party, and seem to be quite skilled at their job.
???
Class: ??? (Witch?)
Level: ??? (Strong enough to enchant a segment of the forest...)
Spells: ??? (She made me pass out for a moment and threatened to turn us into newts, but who knows?)
Description: The witch of the forest was interesting indeed. Though you never got her name, she was responsible for you and Niki going missing, as well as you seeing quite a lot of Niki's body, as an understatement. She was short, appeared young but was likely not, and had a typical witch's outfit of a pointed black cap, a matching dress, and thigh-high socks, though her wardrobe ended rather short. She had mischievous blue eyes.
Thomas Whitham
Class: ??? (He was a scout, but is that a class?)
Level: ???
Spells: ???
Description: He is a human boy with brown hair usually tied back into a ponytail via yellow beads. His armour is leather, and he wields daggers as well as a bow and arrows. His job apparently is that of a scout, but it could be more than that. He was rude to you at first, but he doesn't seem like a bad guy.
Rinlin Vali
Class: ??? (She was a scout too.)
Level: ???
Spells: ???
Description: The other scout you rescued is a catfolk with black hair, which is often tied back into pigtails by white bands, and the tips of her ears and her tail are white as well. Her work outfit is similar to Thomas', as are her weapons. Despite trying to be professional, she has some sort of deep-rooted hatred for bunnyfolk.
Queen Catherine II
Class: ???
Level: ???
Spells: ???
Description: She is stunningly beautiful despite being a woman likely worn out from having to run an entire empire. She has pitch black hair which curls down over her shoulders, and when last you saw her, she had a gorgeously tailored royal garb with a playful cut trailing up one of her legs. She had expensive jewellery, painted lips and nails, and a necklace of the empire's symbol--a ruby wolf head. Though you don't know much about her, she did grant you the land you now own.
Summon Dagger(s)
Mana Usage: ???
Description: One seems to be able to conjure up functional daggers, or just one, presumably for a limited amount of time.
Holy Shield
Mana Usage: ???
Description: It seems to function in a manner similar to Ward, though likely focuses on repelling evil energy. There is no paladin in the party to ask.
Holy Aura
Mana Usage: ???
Description: Not only did this seem to burn the lich from simply being near, but it also appeared to protect Nyllia from a powerful radiant blast.
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