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Protagonists

Robin Redd

Profile: The 20-year-old owner of the unfortunately misnamed Robin Red Casino, granted to her by a devil. Robin is a charming card shark who loves two things: gambling and the intimate company of other women. After striking out finding any romance in her own life, she's enjoying letting her guardian angel and devil point her wherever they want to go. Wily and adaptable in any situation, she considers banter one of her strong points. She cares how she looks to other women more than she admits.

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Nude Portrait: {if Losses > 0}Available! Click here!{else}Available, but you must first lose one game!{endif}

Lucky Betty

Profile: A shoulder demon who loves her work as a karmic debt collector for Satan. She's everything you'd want in a demon: sexy, smart, and sassy, but with a bit of a sadistic streak that can get exhausting. Bullying Colline is both her pleasure and a point of pride in the grudge between devils and angels for her.

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Colline

Profile: A shoulder angel who works as a karmic debt collector, assigned from heaven. She seems surprisingly inept at her job and loses to Betty at every turn. Cute or annoying, depending on your viewpoint. She's not so secretly a masochist, but she possesses the grace to be an excellent switch.

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Soldiers of Fortune

Chief Engineer Flowers

Profile: A sunny, chipper, small-sized girl of 19, making her the youngest of the Soldiers of Fortune. She dresses like a hippie, but is actually a pyromaniac with an obsessive love for warfare and all of its tools.

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Nude Portrait: {if Flowers Beaten > 0}Available! Click here!{else}Available, but you must first defeat Flowers once!{endif}

Trophy Panties: {if Flowers Beaten > 0}A panty set with pink panels and sunflower-shaped snaps. It's patterned with the design of pretty white flower petals, giving a sense of delicate girlishness that their owner lacks completely. They seem to be the cleanest article of clothing she owns... well, owned. {else}Defeat Flowers once to obtain her panties!{endif}

Dreams: {if Flowers Beaten > 0}Flowers dreams of taking all of the Soldiers of Fortune to Hawaii for a great, big luau, complete with a BBQ, limbo, dancing, and everything else. She's built up Hawaii to something like heaven in her mind. Of course, she also dreams of burning it all down once she's enjoyed it to its fullest.{else}Defeat Flowers once to unlock this trivia!{endif}

Hidden Talents: {if Flowers Beaten > 1}Flowers is quite skilled at sewing, despite the shabby appearance of her own garments, and takes care of the wardrobe of all the other Soldiers of Fortune. She's one of their best cooks-- as long as someone is around to reign in her tendency to burn the food just for the fun of it. With her surprising domestic skills, some of the Soldiers see her as a motherly figure, despite her relatively small size. She is also trying to learn to play the ukulele, but she's so bad at it that everyone's trying to convince her to stop.{else}Defeat Flowers twice to unlock this trivia!{endif}

Secrets: {if Flowers Beaten > 2}Her real name is Kelsey Mayweather, but only the boss remembers that from when they first picked her up. She has a masochistic streak she's mostly unaware of, caused by a growing boredom of always winning all of her battles. Defeat has begun to seem more and more appealing to her. Just as she's easily over-excited, she also squirts easily and has a very low tolerance for being physically teased.{else}Defeat Flowers three times to unlock this trivia!{endif}

Lieutenant Bugs

Profile: A gargantuan woman who is said to be the strongest of the appointed lieutenants, veteran mercenaries of the Soldiers of Fortune. Unnervingly, she rarely blinks and never stops drooling, but she still manages to be a mediator among the Soldiers regardless. That doesn't mean she is without her share of war crimes.

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Nude Portrait: {if Bugs Beaten > 0}Available! Click here! {else}Available, but you must first beat Bugs once!{endif}

Trophy Panties: {if Bugs Beaten > 0}A simple black thong, lacking the coverage to hide one's pubic hair or much of anything else. It was evidently purchased a size or two smaller than Bugs needs... which is either because few places sell underwear in her size, or because she's gained a few sizes since she bought them. Torn in the process of removal. {else}Defeat Bugs once to obtain her panties!{endif}

Dreams: {if Bugs Beaten > 0}Bugs is surprisingly content with her current life and rarely thinks about the future or anything she still hopes to accomplish. However, if there is just one thing she'd like to do before she dies, it's having a lick at her boss, the one woman who has to this point eluded her tongue. The more intimate the lick the better, as far as she's concerned.{else}Defeat Bugs once to unlock this trivia!{endif}

Hidden Talents: {if Bugs Beaten > 1}Bugs can sleep with her eyes open and makes almost no noise when she sleeps-- some mercenaries in the camp have referred to her as a gargoyle for this reason. She's extremely gifted at cunnilingus, another equally hot topic of gossip. She used to be good at riding a motorcycle, but now, she's too large to ride one without dwarfing it.{else}Defeat Bugs twice to unlock this trivia!{endif}

Secrets: {if Bugs Beaten > 2}Her real name is Juniper Torres. Her salivation issue actually started as a result of a recent diet she's been trying to keep up. The diet means she can't eat much and thinking about her favorite foods makes her so hungry that the drool just starts up naturally. She wants to get smaller so that she can ride a motorcycle again.{else}Defeat Bugs three times to unlock this trivia!{endif}

The Boss, Fortuna

Profile: The leader of the Soldiers of Fortune who does her work outside the battlefield. Carries a whip and uses it to keep others in line, be they intruders or members of her own forces. She has a haughty, disagreeable attitude and a bad habit of ignoring whatever others say, including their real names. She's mysterious, even to the other Soldiers of Fortune. Few remember how she became the boss.

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Nude Portrait: {if Fortuna Beaten > 0}Available! Click here! {else}Available, but you must first beat Fortuna once!{endif}

Trophy Panties: {if Fortuna Beaten > 0}A showy pair of leopard-print panties, pulled off from the boss's notoriously tight ass. The boss wears them because they make her feel fierce, like a leopard, who fits effortlessly among other wild and dangerous beasts. To everyone else, however, they make her look like she's trying to flaunt a particularly high level of sexual prowess.{else}Defeat Fortuna once to obtain her panties!{endif}

Dreams: {if Fortuna Beaten > 0}Fortuna dreams of turning her bloodthirsty mercenary group into a world power, one that holds sway over even nations and governments. Once she has the world trembling in fear, she actually hopes to shift gears and become something like a celebrity, with dedicated branding and merchandising for the Soldiers of Fortune, then slowly become loved instead of feared as she rewrites their public history.{else}Defeat Fortuna once to unlock this trivia!{endif}

Hidden Talents: {if Fortuna Beaten > 1}Fortuna is a gifted accountant with a head for numbers. In her old life, she was a top student, and is strong in most academic subjects. She's even skilled in arts, singing, and other subjects you might think of as extracurricular. Beyond that, she's a wiz with cosmetics. Whenever she has something new to learn, she studies and practices diligently. However, she's terribly clumsy when it comes to any form of combat, even self defense, and the most she's teach herself are some basic whip tricks.{else}Defeat Fortuna twice to unlock this trivia!{endif}

Secrets: {if Fortuna Beaten > 2}Her real name is Aprile Showers-- she hates it because it sounds like a porn star name. Years ago, Aprile stumbled into the Soldiers of Fortune camp while studying abroad, and she impersonated their strategist as a way to keep herself safe. With a void in leadership, she naturally moved up, till she forgot who she was entirely: a student who turned herself into the strongest mercenary in the world without picking up a gun.{else}Defeat Fortuna three times to unlock this trivia!{endif}

Best Interest Television (BIT) Network

"Intern" Smith

Profile: A veteran newsroom woman with over a decade in her job who is still treated as though she's an intern. No one remembers her full name or her actual job title. Every action she takes is fueled by coffee and a bitter desire for vengeance against her boss.

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Nude Portrait: {if Smith Beaten > 0}Available! Click here!{else}Available, but you must first beat Smith once!{endif}

Trophy Panties: {if Smith Beaten > 0}White cotton, slightly undersized, but a lot less so than her bra. A lot of her underwear is the same she owned when she started as an intern over ten years ago. Her underwear is the only part of her wardrobe that doesn't have coffee stains or ash marks somewhere on it, but it's still well past the point where she ought to replace it, especially since it doesn't get washed often. The lack of color or pattern speaks to an innocence she's lost.{else}Available, but you must first beat Smith once!{endif}

Dreams: {if Smith Beaten > 0}Smith used to dream of debuting on TV news and wanted to rub it the face of her parents who didn't support her in school. As the years have gone by, she rarely thinks about that at all any more. Her new dream is to see the BIT station burn to the ground with Lyra inside... but after that, she'd like to move somewhere out of the city and find a job where she can work from home. She doesn't want to be a manager-- she now hates mangers more than anything.{else}Available, but you must first beat Smith once!{endif}

Hidden Talents: {if Smith Beaten > 1}Smith's daily routine skills have been honed to the point that she can dress herself completely in under a minute and consume anything with a speed equal to a career speed-eater. Some of her coworkers give her food not only to be nice, but to record videos of it to share on social media. Smith is also an extremely quick masturbation artist who can do it quickly and stealthily as required-- it's the highlight of most of her work days, after all. A few of those may have been recorded and ended up circulated around the net as well.{else}Available, but you must first beat Smith twice!{endif}

Secrets: {if Smith Beaten > 2}Her real name is Paisley Smith-- thanks to Lyra's influence, she hasn't been called her first name in over a decade and even she doesn't use it any more. When she was hired, Smith was a religious follower of the news. After realizing BIT's stories were corrupted, she began to get all of her news from sources outside BIT and even began to use what little free time she had managing a website that undercut every article of theirs, explaining who benefits from the misinformation. She was treated like a crazy person online and the lack of respect from both sides of the aisle has made it so she hasn't kept up with any of the news for nearly a decade. She doesn't know anything about current events or modern celebrities.{else}Available, but you must first beat Smith three times!{endif}

News Manager, Miss Lyra

Profile: A veteran in the industry and a former newscaster at BIT, now the head of their newsroom. Exploiting customers and employees alike isn't just her job-- it's her passion. She sees herself as the right hand of the CEO and takes great pride in what she does, no matter how underhanded her tactics get.

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Nude Portrait: {if Lyra Beaten > 0}Not yet available{else}Not yet available{endif}

Trophy Panties: {if Lyra Beaten > 0}Not yet available{else}Not yet available{endif}

Dreams: {if Lyra Beaten > 0}Not yet available{else}Not yet available{endif}

Hidden Talents: {if Lyra Beaten > 1}Not yet available{else}Not yet available{endif}

Secrets: {if Smith Beaten > 2}Not yet available{else}Not yet available{endif}

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