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Chapter 6
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Darthinteresting
What's next?
Results
"Pardon the intrusion into your conversations," Edith said. "But the results have come in."
"It's barely been twenty minutes," Peter said.
"The Harem Hotel operates on a different time scale," Edith explained. "We shall begin the Transformations now. Miss Ayala, your Transformation Maybe In An Alternate Life has received the majority vote, at 50%. You will now receive —"
From their vantage point in the 5D dimension, Mephistopheles pulled out his veto card.
"I veto that, and choose that she receive Nekomimi instead," Mephisto said with a grin.
"Very well," Anansi said. "You win, for now."
"— Pardon me," Edith said. "Mephistopheles has evoked his veto card, and chose for you to receive Nekomimi. Your other two Transformations will be available in the Gift Shop."
Ava glared, but there was nothing she could do as the Transformation changed her body.
"Just like that, he can undo the chance I had at something normal!?" Ava screamed at Edith, then she stood up. "Ugh, my back feels weird."
"That would be your tail, Miss Ayala," Edith said. "Although your body has changed, Mephistopheles has not seen it fit to change your clothes alongside it. However, clothes that are made to accommodate your tail are available at the Gift Shop."
"Can you just guide me to the nearest bathroom so I can figure out how to get my tail out of my underwear?" Ava demanded.
"I've lit up lights that guide to the bathroom, Miss Ayala," Edith said. "We will await you."
Ava hobbled to the bathroom, then she returned a minute later, her tail swinging behind her.

"This is some bullshit," Ava said as she sat down carefully. "My pants have to be nearly falling off, just so that I can not feel like my back is breaking?"
"As I said, Miss Ayala, clothes that are made to accommodate your Transformation are available —"
"At the Gift Shop, I know," Ava said. "Just continue on with the results."
"Very well," Edith said. "Mrs. Parker, your Transformations Every Harem Needs A MILF and It's Hard To Believe She's Anyone's Aunt have tied at 38%, rounded to the nearest percentage. As that is within the 5% grace amount, you will receive both Transformations, and your last Transformation will be available at the Gift Shop."
Everyone watched as May changed into a busty brunette, her clothes changing with her.
Peter was torn between looking away from her, and looking at her. On one hand, she looked exactly like the aunt he had lost a year ago.
On the other hand, her clothes were something his aunt would only get caught wearing on a date night.

"Well, I'll take the age loss, I suppose," May said, blushing slightly.
"Next on the list is Miss Watson," Edith said. "Miss Watson, you will receive the Transformation Spinneret Is The New Silk, as it received an astonishing 50% vote. Your other Transformations will be available at the Gift Shop."
MJ had no outward changes, but after a moment, she shivered, then shot a small web out of her wrist, hitting the wall.
"Cool, I get Spider powers now," MJ said. "Now that I got the Transformation, can you tell me what the drawback means?"
"Certainly," Edith said. "Silk of Earth-616 had a condition, where if she was around her Peter Parker, she'd progressively get more and more horny, until they, in their words, "fucked like rabbits.""
"Ohh, so that's why I'm starting to feel a little horny," MJ said as her and Peter blushed from embarrassment and arousal.
"Yes," Edith said. "Miss Octavius, it looks like the Audience was of two minds when it came to you. Your Transformation Mommy-Long-Legs received zero votes, whereas your other two Transformations, Blubber In All The Right Places and Superior Spider-Woman received 49% and 51%, respectively. Therefore, you will be given both Transformations."
Olivia's tentacles turned into mechanical spider legs, and her body became curvy.

She looked at Peter in a new light. "I... Understand now."
Peter just looked at her awkwardly, not understanding what she meant.
"I... Spent some time in your body," Olivia explained. "Well, not exactly, but I got the memories of a version of me that spent time in your body. Everything makes a little more sense."
"Continuing onwards," Edith said. "Miss Hardy, you will receive Chaotic Good Is The Way, with it receiving a whopping 55% of votes. Your other two Transformations will be available in the Gift Shop."
As it was only a mental change, there was no outward reaction from Felicia.
"Next," Edith said. "With an overwhelming 63%, Miss Weying will receive Only The Symbiote. —"
Back in the 5D dimension, Anansi pulled out his veto card. "I choose Our Own Dylan for Anne Weying," he said.
Mephisto growled but did nothing.
"Surprise!" Edith exclaimed. "Kwanu Anansi has used his veto, giving you Our Own Dylan. Only The Symbiote and Always Tentacling will be available in the Gift Shop."
"Phew," Anne sighed. "I almost nearly got put out naked."
"Miss Romanoff, your Transformation Fertility Returned received a previously unseen record of approval from the Audience, garnering an impressive 94%, with the remaining 6% going to For The Vibes," Edith said. "As with everyone else, all your Transformations will be available in the Gift Shop."
Again, Natasha's Transformation had no outward effect.
"Miss Frost, you've received the second tie this season, receiving Mother and Silent Council, at 37% and 32% respectively," Edith said. "Once again, your remaining Transformation will be available in the Gift Shop."
Emma's breasts pushed a little more against her top.
What a pain Emma thought to herself.
What the fuck, I can hear you! Peter thought.
... This'll be a hassle, Emma thought.
"Hey!" Peter exclaimed. "Chill, alright? This Transformation messes with both of us."
Though I guess this does help ease my fears about you breaking my mind open, Peter thought.
"Oh, please, dear," Emma said with a laugh. "Do you think I'd break your mind first? You're actually last on the list."
Natasha comes first, that bitch is just straight revealing mutant secrets, Emma thought.
Don't fuck with Natasha! Peter exclaimed mentally.
Like I said, this'll be a hassle, Emma thought, Peter mentally agreeing.
"Now that the Transformations are over, allow me to guide you through this version of the Avengers Tower!" Edith exclaimed.
How does the tour go?
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Spider-Man: Spider-Harem
Spider-Man finds himself in a harem hotel
One day, Spider-Man wakes up and finds himself in the Harem Hotel
Updated on Apr 19, 2026
by Darthinteresting
Created on Jan 29, 2026
by Darthinteresting
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