Resist

"You don't have any proof, it's your word against mine."
"I don't need proof, I can just spread the story and people will question. Your wife will be pissed with you, and I'm sure believe the stories."
"Everyone knows me, I'm well liked, they won't think I've done anything like that," I tried desperately.
"Well, it's just lucky for me then that you came on my desk, and I happen to have cleaned it up and saved it. If you like, you can be up for **** too. It won't take much convincing with a DNA sample."

Oh, shit I was fucked. Figuratively.