Rescuers

It took awhile to track Zhije down. He had been captured by two Shinra troopers. Yuffie could see them far below.

"Now spill it ... who gave you that information?" the commander barked at him.

"Oh, his name was something like ... Heidegger?" Zhijie responded mockingly.

"Wrong answer," the junior officer said, clubbing him over the back of the head with his rifle.

"Okay, okay.... it was Rufus," Zhijie said. The commander pondered.

"You don't say ..." the commander mused.

"Or was it Hojo?"

Far above, Sonon thought he'd worked out to be a diversion while Yuffie did the rescue. But then...

"Hey you Evildoers. Over here?" They hoisted their rifles, peering up.

"Who the hell are you?"

"That's exactly what I was hoping you'd ask. Some know me as a beguiling ninja. Others as the world's greatest materia hunter. But who am I truly? Well, excited onlookers, wonder no more. Before you stands a rare bloom: the single white rose of Wutai -- the one and only Yuffie!"

"You're not even white," the commander groused.

"And you barely have tits," the junior officer agreed.

"You guys are real jerks!" Yuffie said, shaking her fist and losing her balance as she toppled down. If it wasn't for the protect materia, she'd be a goner.

"Her ass is pretty tight though," the junior officer mused.

Behind them, Sonon freed Zhije. And then the two ninjas from Wutai cleaned house.