Rescue Mission!

By all accounts, this should've been routine.

King Koopa attacks. Steals the princess. Maybe sneaks in some kind of evil plan or involves his kids-- Then Peach marries him and they live happily ever after! Or... MAYBE Mario saves her. That has happened once or twice, admittedly.

But this? This was different.

Explosions. SCREAMING. The sounds of doors being smashed, equipment being broken. Bowser seemed confident at first, but as the sounds grew louder, closer-- He couldn't help but take a step back, eyes widened!

"What the hell's all that noise?! Don't tell me the Mushroom Kingdom's actually launched an ****!"

"Obviously, Mario's come to kick your butt, you big nasty turtle!" Peach snapped from within her cage, held precariously over a pit of lava.

"When has Mario ever sounded like that?! It sounds like a damn war out there!" Bowser retorted, sounding far more panicked than he intended! He has a point though. Mario was... Quieter. Chiller. Maybe a few "woos" and "yahoos", but this? This felt like a **** of nature was tearing through the castle!

Finally. A loud bang on the door. Bowser grit his teeth and planted his feet.

Another. The door shook on its hinges. Peach leaned toward the cage bars.

And BOOM

The massive doors blew open and went flying! Standing in the doorway stood a figure. Menacing. Angry. She stepped forward, loud enough to shake the room around them.

"Daisy!" Peach cried!

"DAISY?!" Bowser flinched!

The Princess of Sarasaland stood firm in the entryway. It'd been a long journey to this point. She was dirty, her dress positively tattered and burnt beyond repair! Sweaty tanned cleavage. Toned legs. A good deal of her ass cheek even peeked through burnt holes. And yet, she stood, hands on her hips.

"Peachy-- When I invite you to a sleepover, I expect you to attend!"