Regrets

Unfortunately, the Makeover line involves too many changes to the psyche to ever be undone. If you're having regrets, we're sorry, but there's nothing we can do.

Barley Bing's Training Emporium can provide some counseling for you to get over your regret and get back in the saddle. And, we can offer the Regrets package -- a No Fuss package that will let you break up with her so you can move on to greener pastures. Regrets won't result in any tears or drama, and she'll make sure the terms are to your liking, both financially and physically!

Don't worry about her -- sluts are always popular and she'll definitely land on her feet! For a small fee you can access our database of sluts who have been "let go" to try your luck!

Specifications

• Easy breakup without tears or drama!
• The finances will all go your way -- trust us!
• Breakup sex guaranteed at twice per week, dipping to weekly at 4 months and finally ending at 6 months! You can choose between our "needy" and "hate fuck" breakup sex options!
• Patented "No Fuss" installation at home - just download our app to her phone. Quick (works in 6-8 weeks) and convenient!

Testimonial

Joanna E., Kansas City: "Of course I miss him, but breaking up was really the right thing to do. He needed his freedom! What? Of course he kept the house, he needs somewhere to live. Anyway I got a job at a bar in town and I found a glory hole where I can pick up some extra cash -- so I'm doing great!"