Ready!

Alright, he will arrive in 1 week.

[1 Week Later]

After a week of waiting for your manly beast to come you get an email saying he will be arriving that day, your so excited that you can barely contain yourself and spend all morning preparing for it to come. When you hear that knock on the door you nearly sprint to the door and throw it open.

He stands there, massively bigger than your door. There's no way for him to come in without damaging your home.

In his gruff, deep voice, he says, "You look too puny. I'm afraid I'm going to put you in the hospital. Are you sure about this?"