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Hello, readers! Nozzy here with a few questions for the weirdos who read this nightmare factory, so I can better serve you, so to speak. Cup your balls, if you will. Work the shaft, if you please. Wait, you want me to put a finger in?! Ugh. Alright, but that's gonna cost you extra...

Speaking of costing extra, I've decided to start charging you for content! Isn't that great? I'm mostly kidding of course, but there has been interest in giving me cash for more consistent updates, since I mostly just do this when the mood strikes me and you guys clearly want more, so I guess I'll set something up and see what happens. Hopefully I'll at least write more as a result, so even if you don't want to back me this should be good news. As for where, Patreon seems like they would hate what I do, so I think I'll start a subscribestar since I believe them to be more friendly to an insane story like mine, unless there's significant pushback against using them for some reason? Do you feel like pushing back? What if I demanded bitcoins? Pushing back yet? How about ritual sacrifice? Just trying to find the line here...

If I did any of this, what types of perks or whatever would you like to see to earn your financial support? Currently I'm thinking one chapter a week, letting the backers have it maybe a week early before posting on the site and having the backers vote on what chapter to do next or something along those lines. Would that be acceptable for everyone? How many of you would be willing to subscribe? More than none I hope? What do you mean by 'sellout shill'? Where are you going? I'm still gonna give out free stuff, promise! Don't leave!

Next, I'd like to address the elephant in the room that I'm sure you've all noticed: Yes, I did accidently prestidigitate a real life pandemic through my writing, and yes, I did apparently mess up the free use part, somehow. I don't know how that happened. I'm pretty sure I was being very clear in that regard, wasn't I? They're at least **** us like it's legal, that's for sure, so maybe the free use will pop up later... fingers crossed for the vaccine doing it!

Regardless, the real life pandemic is a thing we all have to deal with now (my bad) and I'm not sure if I can keep writing virus porn while ignoring it. That being said, I don't want to stop writing this thing or ruin it for anyone, but I might have to tweak a few things and possibly mess with the tone a bit to satirize the real pandemic response in my work, now that we have a modern virus response to look at. I can try to keep this to a minimum if it seems immersion breaking to everyone and you all hate it, but things like wearing a cloth condom over your latex one and legalizing **** for 2 weeks to flatten the curve are extremely easy jokes to make that could fit in well if done properly. I was thinking of doing this as a standalone prequel showing the initial response to the H1W1 pandemic, just after the outbreak, to keep it out of the main story for the most part, but I'd hate to start ANOTHER project for people to hate me for not finishing. I dunno. What do you guys think? Pandemics sure are something, am I right? Whew-eee.... I just don't wanna ruin the story for anyone because of whorona virus, aka the dreaded hovid-19.

I think that's all for now... unless there was something else.... um... How was your day? Good? Nice. Did you get that thing you wanted? Sweet. Good talk, good talk.

Alright, I'm gonna let you go, be sure to leave your opinion in the comments.

Love,
Nosmel

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