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Chapter 687
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What do you do?
Reach the door.
Not much farther into the cave is another magical doorway with strange writing. This time, Eva steps forward and stares with amazement. Her eyes are fixated. It seems like she's mostly forgotten about the humiliation earlier, because now she eagerly approaches the doorway to place her hand against it. Her fingers slide down, and she bends over to inspect the bottom as well, pushing up the back of her skirt. Finally, she turns around and tilts her head. "It's so strange... like the door itself is beckoning me forwards," she says."
"Snow said something similar," you reply. "What does it say?"
"Long-eared children, proceed with care. All others, enter only if you dare." She turns back to the door. "I'd be more intimidated if you didn't say this happened already. It sounds threatening."
"I say just open it. No reason to draw it out."
She nods. Then she pushes against it, and it opens as easily as any other door. There's a blinding light immediately on the other side, but your party covers their eyes and proceeds forwards. One by one, everyone disappears inside. You're the last one to pass through, and once on the other side, you're greeted with a familiar view.
Calm, warm air, fluttering birds, a grassy field--It isn't the exact same landscape, though there is a single redwood towering into the sky not far ahead. The door shuts behind you, and you begin your search for the goddess that resides within. There's no creak this time, but in the distance you can see a river running down from distant mountains, and behind you is a beautiful lake next to some hills.
"Amazing," whispers Tom.
"Oh it's so warm and nice here," Eva says with a smile. "I could lay in the grass here forever."
Thump. Thump. There's a loud, reverberating noise in the distance. The ground trembles at each impact.
Delphi flutters up into the sky. Then she casts a finger towards the hills. "There!" she shouts. "There's something huge coming this way."
Thump. Thump. Its the powerful shockwaves of a gigantic rabbit hopping over the hillside. The creature is spectral blue--glowing like a spirit, just like Feli, with markings as well. As it approaches, you worry it's going to crush your party, but it stops as it passes by the doorway, which floats in space despite there being no passageway behind it. Its nose wiggles, and it stares down directly towards your group. You can't help but find a big bunny a little less intimidating than a tiger-like beast, though you still would rather not fight it.
Its suddenly engulfed in white, and the body shrinks down to the shape and size of a bipedal humanoid. When the glow disappears, all that's left is a woman. Her ears are rabbit-like, and she has a huge cottony tail--like a cloud on her lower back. She has radiant blue irises, markings on her face are the same colour, and she has long, flowing white hair that appears to glow, but it ends tipped with blue. It rolls down her skin, and covers just the tips of her breasts no matter how she moves. She wears nothing else but a loincloth decorated with blue triangles around the edges.
She's taller than you with a body just like Feli's--slim, sexy. She stands with an intimidating aura. It makes sense for both goddesses to have a similar presence.
Her eyes squint. "And what do you think you're doing in my domain?" she asks. Her voice reverberates in a supernatural manner.
Eva's knees buckle. "I... You're really... I don't know what to say," she mumbles.
"My child. I know not why you've come, but you should leave now. I'm glad to see you in good health, though your party clearly didn't heed my warning. I'll give you once chance to depart before I take undesired action." Suddenly, she pushes back her foot, and then leaps to the side, though with far more power than you expected. There's a strange, deep noise as a wave of energy washes over you, and she fades away entirely. Though at the same time, she reappears at the foot of the tree--landing easily.
What was that? It's like she teleported.
"Please, we just want to talk!" Eva shouts.
You walk up beside her. "That's right. I know you have no reason to trust us, but if it helps, we've already been evaluated by something called uh... Kitty Sense."
Lepo turns. "What did you just say?" Despite her distance, you can hear her voice just as fine. "There's only one who names her natural ability something so childish. Tell me why you know of this!"
"We spoke to Feli recently. That's the reason we're here."
"You speak her name so freely." She crosses her arms, nudging up her bust. Though somehow, that hair is always covering them up. It's the most impressive thing these deities do. "Continue then."
"She wants your body!" Delphi shouts.
You turn to her quickly. "Not the right way to word that!"
Lepo looks taken aback. Red fills her cheeks. "Excuse me?"
"Uh. She means that Feli has been thinking about you every day since, and she misses you, but she's too embarrassed to admit it. She's also scared you hate her. So, we said that we'd deliver the message, and maybe--"
"That idiot!" she shouts. A shockwave nearly topples you over. With a huff, she turns away--arms still crossed.
Tom looks around awkwardly. "Do we get closer?" he whispers.
Eva begins walking over. "Lepo... I mean uhm, my goddess... Please, hear us out. For a woman of her status to act this way must mean she doesn't carry any ill will against you, even if you fought."
You follow behind. The party reaches the three, though the Mother of Bunnyfolk still seems unresponsive. She's lost in thought. You're not exactly sure what to say, and poor Eva looks flustered. You imagine it must be strange for both her and Snow to meet with who is essentially they're creator. Not directly, but they did spawn the very first people who would eventually lead to their births.
What do you do?
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