Razor, lube, and douche

You strip naked and quickly pull your purchases out of the bag, you start by trimming your pubic hair with a pair of scissors before grabbing the razor and finishing the job. You then grab the douche and use it to clean out your pussy once done you change the attachment heads smear on some lube and insert it in your ass. Even with the lube on it's still hard to get in but you finally manage it and clean out your ass, you're not sure what's going to happen tomorrow but you want to make sure you're clean and ready for anything. After you shower you clear everything away, you then head to bed as you're setting your alarm.