Ravenousness and Forgetfulness are partners in crime

If he had looked a little closer before just vowing to empty the packaging of all of its contents he might have noticed that their appeared to be some kind of goo inside just out of his line of sight when he first opened it, alas he committed to stuffing his face and not looking inside the packaging but instead continuing to take its contents into his body for nutrients. This would come back to bite him, as his body continued to make noises of irritation or strange happenings, suddenly the bench seemed far more comfortable then he ever remembered it being, he relaxed further and further, all muscles ceasing contractions where they could minus the ones needed to keep him alive and sleeping. Even his very cells and atoms seemed to relax, suddenly he seemed to sink into the bench despite the fact the bench was very much a solid polished wooden one and thus that should be impossible and yet it continued. Sinking further and further into the bench feeling the nicest he had in months and enjoying a truly wonderous sleep for which he wished he could experience every night, or he would have thought that if he was awake anyway.