Rainbow's Early Morning

To the absolute surprise of nobody at all when everyone else had awoken for the next morning day, Rainbow Dash was still asleep on her cloud. It certainly hadn’t helped that when everyone else had gone to bed last night Rainbow had decided to put in another three hours into searching the Everfree to no effect. She has only arrived back into her bed at the earliest of three in the morning. Intent on having the longest of naps but unfortunately for the poor woman fate had crueler ideas in mind.

There was a banging at her door startling her out of bed. Her head felt as if it had slammed into concrete from a fifty mile drop, and that her every joint in her body was as stiff as rusted steel. When she made her way to the door of her cloud flat it was whilst equipped with a baseball bat.

"You assholes better have a damn good reason to wake me up." Rainbow growled, throwing the door open and raising the bat to strike.

Only to drop it immediately upon realizing it wasn't a simple salespony or some annoying neighbor but rather her friend and fellow Wonderbolt Soarin.

Immediately Rainbow dropped the bat she was holding, with a bright red blush on her face. "Oh hey Soarin, I-I didn't realise it was you."

‘Damn it Rainbow you're stuttering like a schoolgirl here.' She chided herself, but she couldn't help herself. Soarin had always been strong, and hot, and a great flyer, and hot, and a Wonderbolt and hot. Did she mention he was hot.

"Hey there Rainbow.” He said pleasantly, either politely ignoring, or outright oblivious to Rainbow’s staring at him. Realizing this Rainbow quickly attempted to fix her eyes on his chin, to avoid them wandering towards the wrong spots, and being outed as a pervert. "Sorry about waking you up."

"Hey don't worry about it. I was just about to wake up anyway." She lied as she leaned up against the side of her door attempting to play it cool. "So what's the big deal that you came all the way here. Or is my company just that awesome?"

Soarin laughed. "Awesome as always Rainbow, but I guess I'm here to ask for advise."

That last part had been accompanied by him rubbing the back of his nervously.

Rainbow shrugged, then smiled cockily. "Yeah I can imagine you'd come to me for help flying, I am the most awesome flyer in the world after all."

"Yeah this isn't actually about flying." Soarin admitted, with a nervous smile.

Rainbow’s eyebrows rose, before stepping aside. “Well I’m sure whatever it is you’re after my advise would be totally awesome.”

“Yes Rainbow I’m sure it will be.” Soarin said, with the sort of teasing smile you wore when your were placating someone.

The two found themselves at Rainbow’s kitchen, with Rainbow feeding Tank while Soarin sat at the table.

“So what did you need help with?”

“Yeah well I’m actually looking for dating tips.” Soarin admitted, stunning Rainbow.

“Look Soarin I know I’m awesome but I’d think I’d be the last pony in Equestria you’d ask for dating tips.” Rainbow said, turning back to look at him with a puzzled look.

“Well you’re my second choice I admit.”

“Who was the first?”

“Spitfire.” He admitted, causing Rainbow to burst out laughing.

“Spitfire? You went to Spitfire for dating advice?” Rainbow gasped, clutching her knees to stop herself falling onto Tank.

“Yeah…” Soarin admitted, rubbing the back of his neck. “That wasn’t the greatest idea in the world.”

“Was she shouting about drinking through a straw by any chance?” Rainbow asked, with a knowing grin.

“Yep. Said if I didn’t work up the nerve then I’d be alone and miserable, and have to drinking with a straw.” Soarin admitted with a laugh. “She must really hate straws.”

“I think there’s a personal story there somewhere.” Rainbow laughed before feeding Tank. “So why did you come to me?”

“Well I’ll be honest I know only two girls who’d I consider friends to ask about this.” Soarin admitted. “So that’s you.”

“So then what’s your type? Great ass? Amazing flyer? Most awesome pony in Equestria?” Rainbow asked, her voice betraying a sense of hope and desperation.

Soarin however missed the hint. “Actually I actually already have a mare in mind.”

“Go on. Anypony I know?” Rainbow asked, her taking a slight terse quality to it.

“I don’t think so, she’s a flyer like us. But she has tits to die for.” He said dreamily, resting his cheeks in his hands. “She’s passionate, aggressive, hot blooded and well hot.”

If Rainbow had been holding something, she definitely would have broken it. “Sounds like me with just a pair of tits.”

“Yeah you’d probably get along well with her.” Soarin replied oblivious to Rainbow's feelings. "We met online you seen and she's meant to be visiting tomorrow. So any advice?"

Rainbow couldn't help the anger that bubbled in her chest, the feeling of rejection, the insensitivity, the implications but with great difficulty she tried to bottle them all up and let herself act as a good friend. "Well I say Soarin that you should try and be yourself. You're cool, awesome and a Wonderbolt, so she's really lucky to get you and better be damn grateful."

"You sure about that?" Soarin asked, his voice hopeful.

"Positive." Rainbow answered, straining to keep the comforting smile on her face.

"Thanks Rainbow. You know what I'm sure it'll be great, I'm going to go straight home to prepare." Soarin said, standing up from the table with a new determination on his face.

“Go get him Tiger.” Rainbow said with a ****, strained grin on her face. Waving him off so stiffly that it was as if her elbow was fixed in place. As soon as he was gone she found her fist in the wall of her house, meaningless as her house was made of cloud.

"Can you believe this Tank? This slut couldn't be half as awesome as me. What does she have that I don't?" She demanded, outraged. Tank gave a specific look that couldn't be anything but complete agreement and shared outrage.

Rainbow found herself storming into her bathroom, tearing off her pajamas and giving herself a look over in the mirror. It wasn't fair. It wasn't as if she was unattractive, she was fit in the sort of amazon sort of way that she was awesome and attractive to some stallions. And her legs were strong, powerful and could go on for days, held together by a firm strong ass.

Really her only weakness were her tits. Pitifully Rainbow held them up to the mirror, and examined them critically. In truth she wasn't necessarily as flat as a board but well compared to her friends she might as well have been. Fluttershy's tits especially made her tits look like bug bites at best, Twilight had been once just a shade bigger but that bookworm bimbo just had to change that, making her now second only to Fluttershy.

"But then again that could be an idea.” She thought aloud. If Twilight could change her own appearance, surely she could change Rainbow’s. Sure a heavier pair of tits would be a pain when flying and it’d certainly be hard to explain to the others.

Maybe not such a good idea then, but Rainbow was sick of being the unattractive one. The one of her friends that no one would ever think to date her, of all the others talking about their many, many suitors. Of watching Rarity and Spike pine for each other like idiotic fools, of watching Sunset and Twilight pine for each other like two ships passing through the night. Rainbow was even half convinced that Discord was head over heels for Fluttershy. But no pony ever noticed Rainbow after all her friends.

There was another option of course. There were none of her friends that would be better advise for her problem than Rarity and she would likely give her better tips and advise then just a pair of tits like Twilight. But it presented two problems, firstly that she would likely overplay it. **** her into girly outfits that she would trip over and expect Rainbow to be far more into it then she would want to be. And secondly was Rainbow's own pride, she want to admit to Rarity she was worried about how attractive she was after teasing her for the very same for so long.

A difficult choice indeed.

A/N: To no one's surprise Rainbow won the vote. I have something of an idea for her but suggestions are welcome as always.