"Having fun, Young Lady?" Hannah asked, her voice dripping with both venom and sarcasm.
"N-now Mom, I -" Jane stammered before Hannah grabbed her by the ear. A move that she hadn't have done to her since she was a child. "Ow! Mom! Stop!"
"Liara, you and I are going to have a very long talk." Aethyta said sternly to her daughter as she laid a firm hand on Liara's shoulder.
"Well, Ladies and Gentlemen of The Universe, you all saw what happened with Dr. T'Soni and Commander Shepard the other day. Now we get answer to yesterday's burning question: What do Mommy and Daddy think?" A reporter said into her drone camera. A very familiar reporter.
"Oh no..." Jane groaned in annoyance, recognizing Khalisah al-Jiani. She let out another yelp as she felt her mother tug on her ear again.
"Well, that is quite a story." Samara said with a smirk after the five women told her the situation. "But I can only assume that things are going to get more embarrassing for the five of you, right?"
"That hit the nail on the fucking head." Jack spat.
"What Jack means is, would you be kind enough to give us a lift back to The Normandy so we can toss Samantha out on her naked ass!" Miranda said.
"What about Tali?" Kasumi asked.
"Or Shepard and Liara?" Shiala asked.
"Tali couldn't come up with something this embarrassing." Miranda replied, "As for Jane and Liara... Let them fend for themselves, they'll catch up."
"Fair enough." The other three said in agreement.
"Well, as for that lift," Samara said, "I'd gladly give you a ride."
"Oh, thank you so -"
"However," Samara continued, "I want one small thing in return. Or rather, one person in return..."
"Oh no! There's only one Asari I am ever planning on making love to and marrying in this lifetime, and I'm cuffed to her!" Ashley spat, making Shiala blush a bit.
"Calm down. I'm not interested in taking away another woman's bondmate." Samara stated, rolling her eyes. "Actually, I was on a little errand run for Tevos. Apparently, her girlfriend has been a little moody since a certain someone uploaded a recording to the ethernet of her getting dominated in the bedroom by Tevos for the first time. Said it was even more embarrassing that she caught Aria calling The Councilor 'Mommy'."
Kasumi gulped as all the color drained from her face...
"What in the actual seven levels of hell has gotten into you, Jane?!" Hannah growled, still holding Jane's ear tightly. "I could understand if you wanted to keep this in the bedroom, but to embarrass yourself on live television in front of the entire Universe like that?!"
"Ow! Okay! Mom, I - Ow! I can explain if you stop holding me by the ear!" Jane replied, "I mean, you haven't done this to me since I was a kid."
"And you know what else I haven't done to you since you were a child...?"
Jane paled, her eyes going wide. "M-mom?" She chuckled sheepishly, stammering. "You... You're not seriously going to... I mean... I'm not..."
Without another word, Hannah pulled on Jane's ear, making The Commander yelp as she led her over to a nearby bench. In the pit of her stomach, she was horrified to have her suspicions confirmed as the news crew followed and filmed the mother and daughter, unintentionally dragging Liara along as The Asari Matriarch followed her daughter. As a child, Jane was horrified of her mother's spankings after she sassed her one time and ended up unable to sit for a week.
Now, however, a she was simultaneously fearing and loving the idea as Hannah threw her over her lap with her ass up in the air, the news crew filming intently.
"Well, this is gonna be quite the shock, Ladies and Gentlemen!" Khalisah said into her drone. "Commander Jane Shepard, The Hero of Humanity and The Saviour of Our Universe... Spanked by her mother for the entire universe to see!"
"She does realize -" Liara whispered to her father.
"Oh, she's gonna find out soon enough..." Aethyta whispered in reply as Hannah lifted her hand into the air. With a stern expression, she added, "But don't think we're not going to talk while this is happening."
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